Two roads diverged in a wood. One, was a long and illustrious multi-million dollar career as an NFL longsnapper, somehow. The other was an even more insane path of a magician on a TV talent show. Jon Dorenbos somehow took them both and they led to the same place: A three-year contract extension with the Eagles.

The birds locked up the Magic Man – presumably so the allure of the soon-to-be Las Vegas Raiders wouldn’t drag him away – for a stretch of time that could make him the longest tenured Eagle ever:

I patiently await a post later on how Dorenbos was able to get this contract, and then a huge backlash at Kyle for giving it away.