Flyers Come Out Firmly Against Woo
Leave it to the hardened, potato chip-stained, fun-hating beat writers to press the issue of woo-ing with the Flyers today. Overpaid gasbag Tim Panaccio, who hates it, specifically reports on the matter:
Flyers say the "wooing" is bugging them, too. Voracek: “It’s childish … and really starting to piss me off. (CONT)
— Tim Panaccio (@tpanotchRET) November 30, 2016
VORACEK on the incessant wooing at Wells Fargo: “The first period they are bleeping wooing. What are you? Bleeping 10-years old?"
— Tim Panaccio (@tpanotchRET) November 30, 2016
Hakstol on wooing: "Let's hope it's a short-lived fad."
— Tim Panaccio (@tpanotchRET) November 30, 2016
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Here’s the thing– telling people not to woo is like telling a 90s kid not to turn on channel 97 late at night because he for sure won’t see brief glimpses of areolae (is that the plural for the discus-like surface punctuating a good set of teets?). They’re going to do it because you asked them not to, and then they’re going to discover that they like it, so they’re going to continue doing it, more frequently, and with a greater intensity. By asking people not to woo, the Flyers and Panaccio basically just guaranteed themselves a Spice subscription. Woooooooooooooo baby!!!
Me? I like a good woo, but mostly because I see tremendous t-shirt possibilities. But one person who certainly likes it is Charlie Manuel– motherfucker loves Ric Flair, and presumably a good set of fuzzy teets.