This is the first year we are running our own store, which gives us the flexibility to offer more products, better discounts, and cheaper and often faster shipping. So, with that in mind, here are our holiday weekend sales, which I’m going to totally regret when my wife, who handles the fulfillment and packs each shirt with love, is screaming at me at 3 a.m. Sunday night trying to get all the orders out the door in an expedient fashion while I sleep away my third turkey leftover binge. Oh well. Get me in trouble, folks.

Preorder sale (live now!)

30% off Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt and For The Championship

Both of these shirts are currently 30% and will remain that way through Thursday, when everything in the store will be 30% off. They are on preorder and will ship sometime next week.

Thanksgiving

30% off all orders

One-day only. No code needed. This will match our largest discount of the year. Everything in the store is 30% off, including Ugly Christmas Sweatshirts and clearance items, which we will be adding more of at insanely low prices for the weekend.

Friday-Sunday

25% off all orders

All weekend long. No code needed.

Monday

15% off all orders, with select products up to 25% off

One-day only. No code needed.

You see what’s going on here, right? The earlier you come, the more you’ll be rewarded. All items, with the exception of the Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt and For The Championship, which are on preorder and will ship next week, are currently in-stock and ready to go. So head over to the store and throughout the weekend and save big, while I get banished to the couch for the pallet of orders that is about to come through my wife’s inbox.