Chargers Security Guard Appears to Have Been Rippin' His Rod on the Field

I’m not sure what the problem is– this is how I write every Villanova post.

Elite Security and the Chargers handed out statements to Deadspin:

Elite has become aware of the social media post of inappropriate actions of an Elite staff member at Qualcomm Stadium on December 18th. Elite has employed thousands of people over the past 21 years, insists on the highest moral standards from our employees and regrets this isolated incident. Elite is currently investigating the incident and has no additional comment at this time.

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We are aware of the disturbing actions of an Elite security staff member at Sunday’s game. We apologize to any fans who may have witnessed the incident. Elite Security is currently investigating the incident and has vowed to take immediate and appropriate action.

Sources say the Chargers don’t want to reach any premature conclusions on the matter at hand, but that a resolution to their self-investigation will be coming shortly. Obviously, this is a very sticky situation. We’re all just pulling for NFL Films to have slow-mo video of the incident. Call it, the money shot.