Connor Barwin Has Reached a New Level of Hipster

Other than being a 6’4″, 265 lbs professional football player, Connor Barwin hits all the hipster hallmarks. The hair? Yep. The bike? Uh huh. The whole “caring about your community thing”? Definitely. And now, he’s starring in a commercial for local artist Kurt Vile’s NYE show at the Fillmore. It’s painfully, hilariously awkward:

I don’t think acting is on Barwin’s post-football horizon, but I think he’ll be fine since he’s basically Captain Planet with worse hair.

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23 Responses

    1. Conner Barwin needs to quit jerking off fans on the street and get his shit together.
      He’s gone downhill the last 2 years.
      Won’t be here next year.
      Its a shame, he was a reasonably decent player at one time.

    2. Saw Barwin 2 months ago. In CC area. Plenty of Septa buses. Plenty of bike lanes.

      He drove off in a Tesla.

  1. Welp, this video is utter shit, but that last Kurt Vile album is terrific and he puts on a great show.

  2. People who live in shitty haired houses shouldn’t throw stones Jim

    1. Must have been where you learned your grammer and spelling fuckface.

      1. i’m guessing you live there since you’re butt hurt over that comment idiot. go kill yourself

        1. Cheesedick is a absolute f$&@ing moron. He can’t even spell yet he still talks sh!t about Delaware county. Even if I 100% totally agreed with him about delco being a dump, I wouldn’t say it here, I’d do something about it. Plus, a lot of good Eagles, Sixers, Flyers and Phillies fan hail from there.

  3. Fucking hate that guy. Band sucks too. Barwin take a train across country,to san fran. Where your play and lifestyle would be better suited.

    1. I saw Conner Barwin making out with a tranny at the AT&T station. Tongue and all…and hands flying all around.

  4. Why does everyone in this video look like a God forsaken piece of shit? What is it about being a musician that makes you want to look like a homeless veteran ala Lieutenant Dan?

  5. Connor Barwin is a piece of shit. Too bad Portland doesn’t have an NFL team. Fucker Tucker is done.

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