Connor Barwin Has Reached a New Level of Hipster

Other than being a 6’4″, 265 lbs professional football player, Connor Barwin hits all the hipster hallmarks. The hair? Yep. The bike? Uh huh. The whole “caring about your community thing”? Definitely. And now, he’s starring in a commercial for local artist Kurt Vile’s NYE show at the Fillmore. It’s painfully, hilariously awkward:

I don’t think acting is on Barwin’s post-football horizon, but I think he’ll be fine since he’s basically Captain Planet with worse hair.

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  • Sir rod December 2, 2016 at 11:35 am

    Shame he’s cooked . Seems like a great guy

    • jerry penacoli's pet gerbil "MCW" December 2, 2016 at 1:00 pm

      Conner Barwin needs to quit jerking off fans on the street and get his shit together.
      He’s gone downhill the last 2 years.
      Won’t be here next year.
      Its a shame, he was a reasonably decent player at one time.

    • Lost my virginity in Kyle's wife's bed December 2, 2016 at 9:15 pm

      Saw Barwin 2 months ago. In CC area. Plenty of Septa buses. Plenty of bike lanes.

      He drove off in a Tesla.

  • Sweet stank finger bang December 2, 2016 at 11:37 am

    What did I just watch

  • Slowpoke Rodriguez December 2, 2016 at 11:49 am

    this was almost as bad as his play on the field, almost.

  • Your Friendly Neighborhood Music Snob December 2, 2016 at 11:54 am

    Welp, this video is utter shit, but that last Kurt Vile album is terrific and he puts on a great show.

    • Fishtown's Finest December 2, 2016 at 12:01 pm

      Like War on Drugs music more but the guys in the band are such dbags.

  • Bored December 2, 2016 at 12:00 pm


  • johnmatrix December 2, 2016 at 12:08 pm

    i bet “jello man” gets laid a ton!!!

  • Philly Mike December 2, 2016 at 12:15 pm

    Notice how they had to put electrical tape over the “Eagles” on his uniform

  • Doesn't care about radio all December 2, 2016 at 12:34 pm

    People who live in shitty haired houses shouldn’t throw stones Jim

  • cheesedick December 2, 2016 at 12:58 pm

    delco is the worst place to live in america. just wanted to throw that out that.

    • jerry penacoli's pet gerbil "MCW" December 2, 2016 at 1:00 pm

      Must have been where you learned your grammer and spelling fuckface.

      • cheesedick December 2, 2016 at 1:12 pm

        i’m guessing you live there since you’re butt hurt over that comment idiot. go kill yourself

        • ZIPPERHEAD December 2, 2016 at 3:26 pm

          You’re just a bully.
          No wonder you kids hate you.

        • skankhunt42 December 3, 2016 at 9:34 am

          Cheesedick is a absolute f$&@ing moron. He can’t even spell yet he still talks sh!t about Delaware county. Even if I 100% totally agreed with him about delco being a dump, I wouldn’t say it here, I’d do something about it. Plus, a lot of good Eagles, Sixers, Flyers and Phillies fan hail from there.

      • Grammar nazi December 2, 2016 at 1:19 pm

        *grammar* nazi

      • Hey dunce, December 2, 2016 at 2:28 pm

        Learn to spell, f argot.

  • TALC POWDER VAG CANCER December 2, 2016 at 2:35 pm

    Fucking hate that guy. Band sucks too. Barwin take a train across country,to san fran. Where your play and lifestyle would be better suited.

    • Smampy the wonder llama December 2, 2016 at 2:44 pm

      I saw Conner Barwin making out with a tranny at the AT&T station. Tongue and all…and hands flying all around.

      • Reggie Noble December 3, 2016 at 8:57 pm

        That was Rhea, she only looks like a man.

  • Smampy the wonder llama December 2, 2016 at 2:41 pm

    Why does everyone in this video look like a God forsaken piece of shit? What is it about being a musician that makes you want to look like a homeless veteran ala Lieutenant Dan?

  • demarco Murray Flight Tracker December 4, 2016 at 6:02 pm

    Connor Barwin is a piece of shit. Too bad Portland doesn’t have an NFL team. Fucker Tucker is done.

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