This Video From The Top of the New Comcast Tower Makes Me Want To Vomit

Gahhhhhhhhhhh. Why must you be so high? I installed a couple Phillips Hue light bulbs in the vaulted ceiling portion of our kitchen this week and had trouble looking down. It was maybe 10 feet high. So consider me firmly on board with awarding these brave men and women a medal of some sort for doing whatever it is they do up there. If you need me, I’ll be here, on the first floor, cowering in the corner and sopping up the sweat from my hands with a soft towel.

video from Urban Video Productions

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48 Comments

  • Ang aka mr. entertainment December 2, 2016 at 12:27 pm

    my trophy wife loves it when i talk in my fake radio voice in the boudior.

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    • Chimel December 2, 2016 at 12:56 pm

      Kyle….no one cares what you do in your miserable life.
      Describing changing light bulbs………….WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK!

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    • Scott p December 4, 2016 at 12:11 am

      #weare

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  • Anthony Gargano December 2, 2016 at 12:34 pm

    The building looks great. Thanks Comcast for keeping your CHQ in Philadelphia!

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  • Mike Miss Black Apologist December 2, 2016 at 12:48 pm

    Have Dan take a deep dive off that

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  • Can't stop fantasizing about eating my hot co-worker's asshole December 2, 2016 at 1:16 pm

    good drinking month

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    • Smampy the wonder llama December 2, 2016 at 2:39 pm

      Assholes are dirty. You shouldn’t eat them.

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      • Don't Be Such A Puss December 2, 2016 at 2:41 pm

        You sound like Kyle

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      • Slowpoke Rodriguez December 2, 2016 at 2:49 pm

        cottonelle flush-able wipes, the fresh maker.

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  • Dave Portnoy December 2, 2016 at 1:28 pm

    How are all those t-shirts selling, you hack?

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  • Dan's muff dive December 2, 2016 at 1:39 pm

    My 5000 word columns made people want to vomit, that’s why Kyle fired me.

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  • Kyle's Empty Gym Shorts December 2, 2016 at 1:43 pm

    It’s going to be tough on Kyle Jr. when he learns what a pussy his dad is.

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  • Vaulted ceiling? December 2, 2016 at 2:08 pm

    Nice humblebrag, Kyle. Fuck off.

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  • Dr. Marvin Monroe December 2, 2016 at 2:27 pm

    Is there a person alive that gauges their self worth more closely to the accumulation of brand name material objects than Kyle? Always feels the need to have the latest and tell everyone about it. You might want to see someone about that little insecurity of yours.

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    • Brand whore December 2, 2016 at 4:26 pm

      Haha, no, instead of saying smartlightbulbs, it’s Phillips whateverdafuq.

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  • Smampy the wonder llama December 2, 2016 at 2:38 pm

    I just threw up in your mouth, pussy

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  • Slowpoke Rodriguez December 2, 2016 at 2:39 pm

    i had to google “vaulted ceiling”

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  • Big fan of b-wests mentality December 2, 2016 at 4:19 pm

    Well at least what he was saying today. Put MM in his place for a sec there. MM has paper thin skin and I have a notion he takes grudges to the grave.

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    • Art vandelay December 2, 2016 at 4:37 pm

      B west is brutal to listen too. Of course he wants Doug pederson over hardbaugh or les

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  • And it's becoming more apparent to me December 2, 2016 at 4:21 pm

    That Phillips sports media is toxic and is a hindrance in all the teams success. But I’ll still listen lol

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  • Heeby KikeBurger December 2, 2016 at 4:34 pm

    Did you fire that fuckin Christ killer Klausner?

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    • Neighbor mike December 2, 2016 at 7:33 pm

      No, he’s just on extended hiatus with me and Mark Saltveit.

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    • Got An STD at Mitchie Tools' Tool Shop December 2, 2016 at 7:34 pm

      god i hope so. he was fucking terrible. his “deep dives” provided zero insight, original reporting or cognitive thought. plus they were always 2-3 days after the game. that hook nose couldnt start writing on sunday? oh wait, then he wouldnt be able to steal other people’s GIFs, clips and thoughts. and we all know that stealing content is the official crossing broad way of doing things.

      if you want good insight to the eagles the papers and big sites have 100 different reporters covering them. surely 1 or 2 can provide you some decent takes and breakdowns. then that fran duffy dude puts all-22 clips on twitter. its with an eagles homer slant but there’s something for the x’s and o’s crowd.

      what nobody needs is juuuu face mcgoo writing 90000 words on a game that was played last decade.

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      • Sean Braces dead brother December 4, 2016 at 4:12 pm

        Glad I’m not Dan, talk about about brutal honesty.

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  • Molly said they played hard down the stretch December 2, 2016 at 10:21 pm

    And Brett Brown praised the effort.

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    • Rasheed Wallace December 3, 2016 at 1:47 am

      Both teams played hard, my man.

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  • Bob's Gay Son December 3, 2016 at 9:37 am

    It’s not the video that is making you want to vomit Kyle, it’s the 2 gallons of man butter that you slurped down.

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    • hugh jassoul December 3, 2016 at 10:17 am

      I’m glad I read to the end. Before this one the comments were like reading a Deep Dive post.

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  • You got AIDS December 4, 2016 at 2:00 pm

    Temple wins the AAC championship and not a word on it from “Phillys sports blog.” Lol. Whatever. Go back to dong flogging over the worthless pro teams in this town.

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    • Skip survey December 4, 2016 at 6:01 pm

      Temple is worthless.

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  • anything on the eagles getting BLOWN OUT December 4, 2016 at 2:47 pm

    pretty funny that temple has by far the best football team in this city. i hope the tickets wentz bought to canton are refundable

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  • Temple proud December 4, 2016 at 3:15 pm

    Matt rule is a better coach than dp

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  • Bruh December 4, 2016 at 3:25 pm

    Wtf happened to the defense. I’m aware the offense is a couple players down but the defense is not missing players.

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    • Mikey miss is a 60 yr old undercover power bottom December 4, 2016 at 3:56 pm

      Meanwhile, the 106 million dollar man Fletcher Cox is once again on a milk carton.

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      • Reggie White December 4, 2016 at 6:29 pm

        Cox? The guy people compared to #99? That guy right?

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        • Eagles will never win with lurie December 4, 2016 at 6:37 pm

          That fat fuck Chris baker on the skins is a better player than cox. That slob has more sacks too

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    • Get a clue December 4, 2016 at 4:56 pm

      No corners, pass rushers, or play makers. Mediocre safeties and linebackers. Why would you expect the defense to be good?

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      • Josh Innes' personal trainer December 4, 2016 at 5:41 pm

        Because Heath Evans said so

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      • Bc I'm still clinging to that 3-0 start December 4, 2016 at 5:50 pm

        When the defense was holding teams to >10pts

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  • We always have the Flyers December 4, 2016 at 5:34 pm

    Putting on a huge push to make the playoffs. G is all World and our goaltender is second to none. Conference finals is in our future.

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    • Ben stern December 4, 2016 at 5:59 pm

      Shut up, sit down.

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    • Howard Stern's father December 4, 2016 at 6:43 pm

      Don’t be stupid you moron.

      Reply
  • I Told You Not To Be Stupid You Moron (Quote me correctly) December 4, 2016 at 7:50 pm

    This has been some first rate coverage of the Eagles’ game. Quality blogging, boys.

    Reply
  • I wanna eat your mamma December 4, 2016 at 8:51 pm

    This is good. Take their medicine. 7 or 8 wins and everyone would think the Eagles were close to being a contender. They’re not. They need 2 Olinemen maybe 3. A RB. 2 WR. 2 Dlinemen. A LB. 2 corners. All needs. Can’t keep missing on picks like Smith Rowe and Agohlar at the top of the draft.

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  • We dem boys December 4, 2016 at 9:36 pm

    Haaaahaaaaaahaaaaaahaaaaa.

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  • Deplorable December 4, 2016 at 11:19 pm

    Anything on Phillies ‘pistachio girl’ Emily Youcis getting shitcanned by Aramark?

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    • Emily Younes December 5, 2016 at 2:49 am

      Used to be a producer for a sports station in town but got in a fight with a beady eye host.

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      • Gerlad Sanduskye December 5, 2016 at 8:58 am

        You got a brother?

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