Gahhhhhhhhhhh. Why must you be so high? I installed a couple Phillips Hue light bulbs in the vaulted ceiling portion of our kitchen this week and had trouble looking down. It was maybe 10 feet high. So consider me firmly on board with awarding these brave men and women a medal of some sort for doing whatever it is they do up there. If you need me, I’ll be here, on the first floor, cowering in the corner and sopping up the sweat from my hands with a soft towel.
video from Urban Video Productions
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my trophy wife loves it when i talk in my fake radio voice in the boudior.
Kyle….no one cares what you do in your miserable life.
Describing changing light bulbs………….WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK!
#weare
The building looks great. Thanks Comcast for keeping your CHQ in Philadelphia!
Have Dan take a deep dive off that
good drinking month
Assholes are dirty. You shouldn’t eat them.
You sound like Kyle
cottonelle flush-able wipes, the fresh maker.
How are all those t-shirts selling, you hack?
My 5000 word columns made people want to vomit, that’s why Kyle fired me.
It’s going to be tough on Kyle Jr. when he learns what a pussy his dad is.
Nice humblebrag, Kyle. Fuck off.
Is there a person alive that gauges their self worth more closely to the accumulation of brand name material objects than Kyle? Always feels the need to have the latest and tell everyone about it. You might want to see someone about that little insecurity of yours.
Haha, no, instead of saying smartlightbulbs, it’s Phillips whateverdafuq.
I just threw up in your mouth, pussy
i had to google “vaulted ceiling”
Well at least what he was saying today. Put MM in his place for a sec there. MM has paper thin skin and I have a notion he takes grudges to the grave.
B west is brutal to listen too. Of course he wants Doug pederson over hardbaugh or les
That Phillips sports media is toxic and is a hindrance in all the teams success. But I’ll still listen lol
Did you fire that fuckin Christ killer Klausner?
No, he’s just on extended hiatus with me and Mark Saltveit.
god i hope so. he was fucking terrible. his “deep dives” provided zero insight, original reporting or cognitive thought. plus they were always 2-3 days after the game. that hook nose couldnt start writing on sunday? oh wait, then he wouldnt be able to steal other people’s GIFs, clips and thoughts. and we all know that stealing content is the official crossing broad way of doing things.
if you want good insight to the eagles the papers and big sites have 100 different reporters covering them. surely 1 or 2 can provide you some decent takes and breakdowns. then that fran duffy dude puts all-22 clips on twitter. its with an eagles homer slant but there’s something for the x’s and o’s crowd.
what nobody needs is juuuu face mcgoo writing 90000 words on a game that was played last decade.
Glad I’m not Dan, talk about about brutal honesty.
And Brett Brown praised the effort.
Both teams played hard, my man.
It’s not the video that is making you want to vomit Kyle, it’s the 2 gallons of man butter that you slurped down.
I’m glad I read to the end. Before this one the comments were like reading a Deep Dive post.
Temple wins the AAC championship and not a word on it from “Phillys sports blog.” Lol. Whatever. Go back to dong flogging over the worthless pro teams in this town.
Temple is worthless.
pretty funny that temple has by far the best football team in this city. i hope the tickets wentz bought to canton are refundable
Matt rule is a better coach than dp
Wtf happened to the defense. I’m aware the offense is a couple players down but the defense is not missing players.
Meanwhile, the 106 million dollar man Fletcher Cox is once again on a milk carton.
Cox? The guy people compared to #99? That guy right?
That fat fuck Chris baker on the skins is a better player than cox. That slob has more sacks too
No corners, pass rushers, or play makers. Mediocre safeties and linebackers. Why would you expect the defense to be good?
Because Heath Evans said so
When the defense was holding teams to >10pts
Putting on a huge push to make the playoffs. G is all World and our goaltender is second to none. Conference finals is in our future.
Shut up, sit down.
Don’t be stupid you moron.
This has been some first rate coverage of the Eagles’ game. Quality blogging, boys.
This is good. Take their medicine. 7 or 8 wins and everyone would think the Eagles were close to being a contender. They’re not. They need 2 Olinemen maybe 3. A RB. 2 WR. 2 Dlinemen. A LB. 2 corners. All needs. Can’t keep missing on picks like Smith Rowe and Agohlar at the top of the draft.
Haaaahaaaaaahaaaaaahaaaaa.
Anything on Phillies ‘pistachio girl’ Emily Youcis getting shitcanned by Aramark?
Used to be a producer for a sports station in town but got in a fight with a beady eye host.
You got a brother?