What the fuck? The Sixers have three players who are not very good at basketball, including Joel Embiid. Got it. Never mind that they have the best defensive rating in the East since November 16. And calling Ersan Ilysova the best player on the team since Thad Young, whom Marcus has a bigger crush on than those porn stars he favorited on Twitter, is so crazy that I’m beginning to think Hayes’ compensation structure has been changed to reward comments and blog mentions. That, or he’s a fucking idiot. God bless Jessica Camerato for resisting the urge to vomit at the exact moment of idiocy. Her restraint has been noted and acknowledged.