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Something Is Wrong with Marcus Hayes

Kyle Scott

By Kyle Scott

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What the fuck? The Sixers have three players who are not very good at basketball, including Joel Embiid. Got it. Never mind that they have the best defensive rating in the East since November 16. And calling Ersan Ilysova the best player on the team since Thad Young, whom Marcus has a bigger crush on than those porn stars he favorited on Twitter, is so crazy that I’m beginning to think Hayes’ compensation structure has been changed to reward comments and blog mentions. That, or he’s a fucking idiot. God bless Jessica Camerato for resisting the urge to vomit at the exact moment of idiocy. Her restraint has been noted and acknowledged.

Kyle Scott
Kyle Scott

Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He has written for CBS Philly and Philly Voice, and been a panelist or contributor on NBC Sports Philly, FOX 29 and SNY TV, as well as a recurring guest on 97.5 The Fanatic, 94 WIP, 106.7 The Fan and other stations. He has more than 10 years experience running digital media properties and in online advertising and marketing.

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