The Sixers are Sending Shirley Temple Ingredients to Media Members for Joel Embiid’s All-Star Bid

Jim Adair - January 10, 2017

In a move right out of the Hollywood playbook, the Sixers are sending media members who vote for the All-Star Game a “For Your Consideration” package including Shirley Temple ingredients:

The Sixers organization has actually turned what was supposed to be a damning, embarrassing story about Joel Embiid’s addiction to sugary drinks into a media blitz about JoJo’s mission to get a date from (maybe) Rihanna. I’m surprise it also didn’t come with a CD copy of “Anti”. I don’t know whose idea this was, but they better be getting some kind of raise or at least all of the leftover soda.

14 Comments

  • Snakes January 10, 2017 at 10:46 pm

    If he win Rihanna should give a pair of her panties (unwashed) to Joel

    Reply
    • Captain obvious January 10, 2017 at 10:54 pm

      Fuck both is these n1ggers .

      Reply
  • Chris James January 10, 2017 at 10:48 pm

    I had to unfollow Darren rovell on twitter with all his I want to fuck Obama lib tweets

    Reply
  • Shart Shartveit January 10, 2017 at 11:42 pm

    Donald Trump is sending out his lemonade recipe.

    DON”T USE IT!

    Reply
  • A P O D Y' S Sack January 11, 2017 at 6:11 am

    I was IN FLEW ENCED to read this in Philly hours before Jim lifted, cut and pasted. ZZzzzzzzzzzz

    is there anything gayer than Jim applying pet names to Sixers players like JoJo …casting aside of course, his affinity for karaoke in gay bars on the weekends.

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  • Levi's rotting corpse January 11, 2017 at 6:50 am

    Fuck, you mean it was just a dream.

    Reply
  • 97.5 January 11, 2017 at 6:53 am

    975TheFanatic‏ @975TheFanatic
    We wanna help kickstart @terrellowens to the HOF, we’re using hashtags #TOtoHOF17 & he’s launched a clothing line #Prototype81

    Reply
  • philly sports radio blows January 11, 2017 at 7:05 am

    Why is Huntsville, AL raised; MS State educated Marshall Harris on Philly sports radio?

    Reply
    • when marshall speaks... January 11, 2017 at 8:14 am

      …all I hear is SQUAWK! SQUAWK! SQUAWK!

      Reply
  • Chubba Buck January 11, 2017 at 7:17 am

    He needs new schtick. A.I. is the ear-cupping specialist.

    Reply
  • sixers are a scam January 11, 2017 at 8:02 am

    He can’t be serious… okay, he is serious. Wow. It’s hard to believe there are people out there that want a picture with him or an autograph of his, let alone willing to vote for him. Joel Delusional

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  • Sports Radio in this city sucks January 11, 2017 at 8:49 am

    It’s your monthly bash McNabb about TO show on the fanatic day. My god it was 12 years ago. Get the fuck over it. It was TOs fault.

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  • robert January 11, 2017 at 8:59 am

    C’mon brah, album titles are supposed to be italicized, not in quotation marks.

    Reply
  • Smampy the wonder llama January 11, 2017 at 11:20 am

    I hope they all get diabetes

    Reply
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