This Is Doug Pederson Appliance Shopping

Kyle Scott - January 7, 2017

What kind of appliance guy do we think he is? Reader (@AdioBRoyster) says Maytag– I kind of agree. Old-school reliable with sneaky innovation but pretty much laughed at by modern consumers even though its slow, methodical spin cycle will get your clothes clean once in a while. Someone else said Bosch, which is literally the furthest thing from Doug– a high-end brand with flair that’s maybe a little bit cuckoo. That’s Pete Carroll.

Just for fun:

Whirlpool: Mike Tomlin– black and yellow color scheme with consistently solid performance, always runs.

LG: Jack Del Rio– a lot of style, but usually disappointing.

Amana: Gus Bradley– just bad.

Jenn-Air: Chip Kelly– acts like its a foreign brand and is way too exotic for its own good, laughed at by the real luxury brands.

Kenmore Elite: Bruce Arians– upscale and under appreciated, but it’s on the downslide.

GE: John Harbaugh– well-known, has its ups and downs, but is ultimately reliable and a strong brand.

Electrolux: Mike McCarthy– often maligned, but still around and better than you think.

Thermador: Bill Belichick– the absolute best.

I’m sure there are some others

59 Comments

  • Ron Burgundy January 7, 2017 at 2:25 pm

    Great story. Compelling and rich. Doug dresses like a nigggger spook.

    Reply
    • Ron Burgundy January 7, 2017 at 2:27 pm

      Go fuck yourself, fake Ron Burgundy.

      Reply
      • Ron Burgundy January 7, 2017 at 2:29 pm

        I won fucker! Go fuck yourself real Ron Burgundy.

        Reply
        • King of all blacks January 8, 2017 at 2:45 pm

          Are you serious? Maytag? Hahaha I got Miele dishwasher… sub zero fridge, freezer, wine coolers…. wolf range, cook top and hood….. GE profile microwave…. dis nigga Doug is mad corny yo.

          Reply
    • Bob January 7, 2017 at 2:37 pm

      Go fuck yourselves Ron Burgundies I hate both of you!

      Reply
    • The Real GM January 8, 2017 at 12:03 am

      The Real Ron would
      Never use the N word you fucking fake.

      Reply
      • Ron Burgundy January 8, 2017 at 12:45 am

        Thanks buddy.

        Does GM stand for greasy monkey?

        Reply
    • Schultz January 8, 2017 at 10:47 am

      WTF. Every single time I turn on 97.5 this juuuuuu wigger Shader is on. Does he sleep at the station??

      Reply
  • "Just for fun" January 7, 2017 at 2:51 pm

    Fun for who? Comparing NFL head coaches to appliances is fun? Is this a fucking joke? Kyle, you need to get out of the house more. Being married and a father doesn’t mean life is over. It gets better.

    Reply
    • Kyle Scott January 7, 2017 at 3:16 pm

      Shut your mouth and be thankful for these Saturday posts you degenerate pig! I’m working today for you douches because it’s frightening outside. The ground is covered in white stuff and if there’s one thing Jim and I know it’s that you should never trust anything that’s white on the outside.

      Reply
  • Over/Under January 7, 2017 at 3:14 pm

    Number of times 975 plays Westbrook & BDawk on Mike Miss show.

    Reply
  • Gay Ramon January 7, 2017 at 3:17 pm

    My professional life is like a Noine!! My personal life is like at a two!!!!

    Reply
  • Matt from Philly January 7, 2017 at 3:27 pm

    Is that Harry Mayes?

    Reply
    • Pat E. gan January 7, 2017 at 3:33 pm

      I think it’s Matt Nahigian.

      Reply
  • Jake Friedman January 7, 2017 at 3:52 pm

    Doug better watch his back and hope he doesn’t get kidnapped & beaten by 4 criters.

    Reply
  • Albert Anastasia January 7, 2017 at 5:18 pm

    Really? Who gives a fuck about Herman Munster in a fuckin’ appliance store? Just go on hiatus until the Phillies start spring training! You fuckin’ idiot!!!

    Reply
    • My name is Marshall Harris, and I am over-exposed on TV and Radio January 8, 2017 at 5:47 am

      Good one ! How about “Mongo” from Blazing Saddles ????

      Reply
      • Doug pederson January 8, 2017 at 7:39 am

        Mongo only pawn in game of football.

        Reply
  • Tom cheapasano January 7, 2017 at 5:22 pm

    How about posting radio wars? Everyone knows your boy fat Cuz is getting beat by Pop Pop in the AM.

    Reply
    • My name is Marshall Harris, and I am over-exposed on TV and Radio January 8, 2017 at 5:49 am

      Not so fast. ! They’re grooming Farzi and I to take over in the next few years. My presence alone will crater WIP’s ratings.

      Reply
      • Harshall Marris January 8, 2017 at 8:51 am

        Now that’s a measured take!

        Reply
  • Gold Peak Penis January 7, 2017 at 5:56 pm

    Whirlpools are absolute Chinese made garbage. You know as much about appliances as you know about sports.

    Reply
    • Albert Anastasia January 7, 2017 at 7:21 pm

      Absolutely right!

      Reply
  • Just once January 7, 2017 at 6:16 pm

    Try posting a story without copying and pasting tweets into it you fucking hack.

    Reply
  • Thug Culture Guns Down Scheme January 7, 2017 at 6:19 pm

    Samsung: Rex Ryan. Blows its top and puts everyone at risk. But hey, it gets your socks clean.

    Reply
  • What an asshole January 7, 2017 at 7:02 pm

    Pederast is for wearing shorts when it’s cold outside.

    Reply
    • Times yours January 7, 2017 at 7:20 pm

      He learned that from Andy.

      Reply
  • kyle a go-go January 7, 2017 at 7:19 pm

    Is this article a euphemism for “Pederson got fired”?

    If not, please wake us when that is so.

    Reply
  • Ghina man January 7, 2017 at 9:23 pm

    This is mother Teresa talking from the grave. God don’t take me yet I got more feet to lick.

    Reply
  • Still gott the washer that Johny sacks gave me January 7, 2017 at 10:54 pm

    It’s running well….

    Reply
  • Snakes January 7, 2017 at 11:40 pm

    Eagles are never going to win a Super Bowl
    With special needs doug as the HC and revenge of the nerds howie as the gm.

    Reply
  • The Real GM January 8, 2017 at 12:00 am

    Liebherr : Kyle Scott – obscure name. 50% malfunction

    I’m kidding calm your emotions

    Reply
  • 4 for 4 January 8, 2017 at 7:21 am

    What does the Eagles playoff game start today?

    Reply
    • Rosie Roseman January 8, 2017 at 7:30 am

      Check back in 2019 for Eagles playoffs.

      Reply
    • Howie rose man ? January 8, 2017 at 7:55 am

      Trust the process .

      Reply
  • Ray Diddy's Ego January 8, 2017 at 9:59 am

    Heard Jillian left an olde city bar last night with a 6’3 stud who all the ladies at the bar wanted to hook up with

    Reply
    • Jillian Mele, Sports Reporter of the Year January 8, 2017 at 12:24 pm

      False. I’m too attractive and awesome to ever let any of you mooks come near me. But you can worship me from afar on Instagram! Can’t wait to golf later this week when it warms up! I’m obsessed!

      Reply
      • Marshall Harrish January 8, 2017 at 12:29 pm

        Hey Jill, I’ll hit you up on the Gram.

        Reply
        • Jillian Mele, Sports Reporter of the Year January 8, 2017 at 5:08 pm

          Sorry Marsh. Even tho you’re a corny white boy on the inside, I avoid the groids.

          Reply
  • hugh jassoul January 8, 2017 at 10:35 am

    Laundromat – This website. Doesn’t actually do any of the work. All of the works is done by visitors to the site.

    Reply
    • that fire had a cough, cus that was a January 8, 2017 at 10:47 am

      Sick burn

      Reply
  • 97.5 sucks January 8, 2017 at 11:29 am

    More overrated Tebow or Danica Patrick?

    An actual topic of conversation on 97.5 today. Are they that desperate for content that when they can’t replay an interview all day this is what they have? Shander makes Brace look like a klan member

    Reply
    • Philly sports radio sux January 8, 2017 at 12:06 pm

      Yes, because Philly sports radio can’t talk about the NFL playoffs or college football championship because the local teams are not in them.

      Also, how the F are Shander & Egan on the air?

      Reply
      • Beasley media January 8, 2017 at 12:35 pm

        They work cheap.

        Reply
      • Inquiring minds want to know January 8, 2017 at 12:40 pm

        How does Egan still have a job after that Dwayne fiasco?

        Reply
        • 97.5 sucks January 8, 2017 at 12:49 pm

          Obviously it was a station wide gimmick. They couldn’t fire one guy when everyone was involved no matter how many times they deny it. Dwyane wasnt the first and isn’t the last. How do you think shows like Rob and Harrys get lame 15 sec of fame calls. It’s just interns calling in.

          Reply
  • Richard Simmons January 8, 2017 at 11:43 am

    I just want you to be my Mom!!!

    Reply
  • Tom cochrone January 8, 2017 at 11:51 am

    Life is a highway

    Reply
    • Ian gillan January 8, 2017 at 12:25 pm

      I’m a highway star.

      Reply
  • The Jon and Sean snow day January 8, 2017 at 2:03 pm

    Brace making things happen on at fox 29. They are sending him to the Bahamas to cover a celebrity poker tournament

    Reply
    • Failed rapper Eytan Shander January 8, 2017 at 2:41 pm

      Brace couldn’t hold my jock strap!

      Reply
    • Gunny highway January 8, 2017 at 2:52 pm

      Great handle! I was there last year. Really cold!!!

      Reply
  • A Gilligan's island review January 8, 2017 at 2:52 pm

    Mrs Howell is very fuckable.

    Reply
    • Thurston Howell III January 8, 2017 at 3:34 pm

      Watch out for my karate pinky

      Reply
  • Hollis Thomas January 8, 2017 at 9:12 pm

    This fuckin spook town if you’re black and stupid you have a job for LIFE, cause they can only fire a white guy. Blacks and wimens r going A.A. he he he just look at ME he he he. USA is a joke for freeing them.

    Lets compare coaches with appliance brands, ok, LG, lets see here, hmmmm, I have to be witty for my fans and peebles….hmmm, LG, OK OK OK, i got it, Jack Del Rio, OMG, Im a genius, this is hottt, incredible stuff, wait till I show Wifey, Im getting blown for sure….WOW ! Harrible site, Harrible writer.
    Was gonna say – bring in Evil Dave, but he isnt PC enough for that nutless piece of shit in NYC.

    Reply
  • Rubén's Left Nut January 9, 2017 at 12:24 pm

    That’s one fucking ugly appliance salesman! Who would anyone buy anything from that mug?

    Reply
  • Mind your own business January 9, 2017 at 12:34 pm

    The shorts thing is baffling

    Reply
  • Greg Lewis January 9, 2017 at 12:41 pm

    Wonder if the Appliance store is hiring?

    Reply
    • Eytan Shander's Mohel January 9, 2017 at 3:45 pm

      Finally a funny comment

      Reply

    Leave a Reply

    Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

    CrossingBroad.com is owned and operated by CB Sports LLC and a partner of USA Today Sports Digital Properties