In case you weren’t one of the 46 people across the nation watching the hockey all-star game, Wayne Simmonds was named MVP after scoring three goals including the game winner in, wait, what, two(?) games yesterday:

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Honest to God– I just now learned that they play more than one game. I saw the score was like oh great, Wayne Simmonds’ team won 4-3 and he had a hat trick. Awesome! Nope!!! It’s more complicated than that. There were two games. I’m not even sure what that means. But congrats to Simmer, the All-Star Gamesssssss MVP, who is no longer our loosely kept secret:

No idea what happened.