TAKE: Joel Embiid Should've Only Sacrificed His Knee for a Better Singer, Millennials Can't Dance
This here is a topic on SportsNation today. ?
LZ Granderson: Look, there’s a list of like 10-15 artists that you can go on stage for and risk your knee and your health and actually have fans not be mad at and you’ll be okay
Amin: Bette Midler.
LZ: Bette Midler, you know?
Marcellus: Better Midler! Stop playin’.
LZ: That’s a pretty good one. This is not worth taking a bullet for. THIS DUDE? You go on stage with this dude?
Marcellus: But it wasn’t even Meek Mill, it’s because they were playing Future in that song. Have you heard “Wicked”? It makes you get nekkid. It makes you do what he just did.
LZ: Future is not worth it either. You have to be like Stevie Wonder, I can see if Stevie Wonder is on stage and I’m gonna go ahead and let fans boo at me but you know what? It’s Stevie Wonder. They can’t be mad at me. Seriosuly, dude?
Marcellus: These kids don’t dance anymore. Y’all gotta respect this. They don’t dance anymore. They dab.
Beadle: Who is they?
Marcellus: These kids. These millennials. They stumble and and then they dab. Let me show you some real dancing [picture of a very sweaty MC Hammer pops up]. If he was doing that? Now we got a problem. If I’m Colangelo, that’s when you got a Meniscus tear and you can’t perform. But he wasn’t doing that. He was just up there elbow dabbing.
OK, just gonna leave this out here: Stevie Wonder sucks and people only like him because he’s blind. Or because they think he’s blind. How’s that for a take?
Side note: They’re obviously having fun here. This is much more digestible than Ike Reese and Chris Carlin currently gargling takes on WIP.