TV WARS: Jillian Mele Is Headed to FOX News

pic from Mele's Twitter

Multiple sources tell me that Jillian Mele, the former co-host of Breakfast on Broad who is now sort of a CSN personality at-large, will be leaving for FOX News, the cable network, where she may host an early morning shift (I heard 5 a.m. but wasn’t able to confirm that). It’s unclear when she’ll be starting the new gig.

I reached out to Mele for comment but haven’t heard back.

Thoughts: Regardless of your thoughts on FOX News, this is a huge step up for Mele. Not particularly surprisingly, either. She was easily the best on-air personality on BOB, and always seemed like she would one day do a national show. Wasn’t expecting FOX News, however. If she gets the 5 a.m. hour, she’ll expand her viewership from a small fraction of hardcore Philly sports fans to, oh, the president of the United States, who apparently has nothing better to do in the mornings. And let’s be honest, Mele easily fits the FOX News aesthetic.


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    1. Really poor marksmanship, 300 round fired and only 1 dead 15 wounded.
      C’mon my brothers …Do not turn gun sideways and swipe as you shoot like those phony rapper thu GS do in those stupid videos.

      1. Great scoop, Jim. Compelling, rich and timely. Did you hear about the Zeppelin that crashed in New Jersey not too long ago? You might be able to get a scoop on it and I think there’s even video..just google Hindenburg.

  1. *Fetches popcorn* Comments ought to be spicy on this one.

    1. This..coming from a 1.5 who dreams of getting a 5.5 and has absolutely no shot at a 10.0.
      Now get back to your knitting.

    2. she is no 10, but she isn’t a 5.5 either. any loser in this comment section (including myself) would happily let her sit on their face

    1. I ran him over in my Winnebago, chained him to the bumper and then dragged him
      another 3 miles on the skullkill expressway until his torso broke loose. Let me know if you find the drag marks.
      Now shut the fuck up about GLASSMASK you stupid fuckwad!

      1. Doubt it bra. We here in the CB comment section do care about Glass Mask. So shut your face.

        1. You care about a dope fiend? Or what I suspect, someone that’s putting on a facade that they do dope just for sh!ts and giggles?

    1. I could care less. ass wipe!
      More clicks=more money in Kyles pocket.
      So keep complaining and making smart ass remarks shitforbrains!

  2. Wow, this totally blows my long-held “she doesn’t really give a damn about sports” theory right out of the water…

    1. How many times do i have to tell your its not about sports?
      Its about how many DlCKS you suck….right jim?

  3. ‘This is huge step for Mele…’.
    Thanks for passing judge Kyle….like your some important little turd.
    Now we can all fucking sleep better now that we know your ‘approve’.
    A huge step for you would be to take a shit on a man sized toilet instead of the little portable drag along kiddy shitter.

      1. LOL ! Do you seriously think he noticed his tiny bulge in that pic before he posted it on here? Or do you think that he thinks its normal size? I recently saw an old CYO basketball pic of myself from 4th grade, and I was packin way more heat that Kyle is in his gym shorts.

        1. Its really sick that you know how much ‘heat’ kyle ‘packs’ in his gym shorts.

  4. The bubbleheaded bleached blonde
    Comes on at 5
    She can tell you ’bout the plane crash
    With a gleam in her eye
    It’s interesting when people die
    Give us dirty laundry

  5. “I reached out to Mele for comment but haven’t heard back.”…..uhhhhhh ya think?

    1. Right, why would she waste her time talking to you Kyle. You’re a nobody

      1. A nobody with a degree from Kutztown or is it Villanova
        I can’t remember which asswipe college you’re parents wasted their money on.
        The question i have, is why did they shell out for 4 years?
        You can learn to steal article, reword them and claim them as your own in 15 minutes.
        WTF gives man?

    1. No. They were both killed in a shootout at the wafflehouse over in Trevose.
      Police are looking into it. But….since they really don’t give a fuck about 2
      lame ass 15 yr old joke playing plug buddy dopers, it will never get solved.
      Now move on fuck face!

  6. I wouldn’t mind having those fellas at the Fest this year. I’m always down to diversify my audience. They can come high, just don’t get high at the fest.

    1. SERISOULY SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT GLASS MASK AND BLUE VELVET CHEEKS!!!! I will suck you off until you cum!!!!!!

    2. Defecate on Bernie. Largest dump wins season tickets to Soul games

  7. Mikey Missed on Action News Sports Sunday. Can’t Jeff and Jaime handle it by themselves. The only reason for a sidekick is to provide a paycheck to a guy who squirrels away every dollar. Brace would take the job for free.

    1. I heard that they wanted to hire Eytan Shander, but his bulge was way to big to be on tv.

  8. Who ever does the hiring over at FOX News clearly does it with a raging boner.

    1. After those crybabies Carlson and Kelly tried to take us down we needed to bring someone aboard who’ll get with the program.

  9. Kyle and Jim – The Prison Diaries – Part 2

    Jim knew Kyle was in for it because he was fresh meat.
    He didn’t even feel a little bit sorry for that little
    article stealing fuck.

    Jim had done a 5 yr stretch for possession at Allenwood
    and his skinny Kutztown ass had been taken as trade bait
    the moment he was escorted to his cell.

    He had the misfortune of being the new cell mate of
    Benny Hapner who was doing 7 years for racketeering.
    Benny was 6’8 and 290 lbs. After ‘lights out’ that
    first night, Kyle was gobbling within 5 minutes and chugged for
    another 2 hrs.

    Within a week he had been passed around to over 27
    outlaws members still in Allenwood. His ass was so sore he could
    hardly walk his jaw was almost too sore to eat. On his 3rd night
    he had his nose marked by Benny and another Outlaws member
    Chuck Dureen, also doing a 7 year stretch.

    They marked him with a small nose scar , just like the Cheyenne used
    to do back in the 1800’s. Only back then it meant one to many bucks.
    Here it meant ‘Outlaws Property – available for trade’. That was
    6 years ago. He got the scar ‘sort of’ fixed, but if you looked real close
    you could still tell.

    If he ever found Kyle, he was going to a strangle him for getting him
    involved with that crossing broad fraud scheme. He knew he was in Allenwood

    “Don’t worry” Kyle had said. “They’ll never find out. And even if they
    do, they can’t prove anything. I’m a friggin webmaster. I’ll just change the IP address.
    What are they going to do, get a warrant for 2 little p*ss ants like us. Even if we get
    caught, we can hang this around Dan’s neck. What do you think I hired him for
    anyway….his writing talent?”.

    But they did get a warrant. They traced it all the way from the AT&T backbone,
    through that sieve of Comcast servers right across to the lame crossing broad servers
    and shitty wordpress software. Kyle’s last ditch attempt to delete the files only
    got them more time for destroying evidence. Kyle wasn’t to bright. He only had a pizzly
    shit BS degree from Villanova. Apparently they didn’t teach him that deleted files can
    be recover, especially if they are backed up on a triple redundant system. That stupid
    fuck was going to get his head twisted of.

    They made a few bucks, but the lawyers got all of that and his shitty little row home
    and all they got was Allenwood. Jim hoped to god that Benny wasn’t still here.

  10. over/under total number of people to paid Kyle for the Philly Sports Roast stream??? I’ll set it at 4.

    1. The sports roast, or the people that paid to avoid surveys on this site?

  11. Mikey miss is going to be devestated, I know he put in a ton of time trying to get in her panties. Granted he never had a shot but it seemed to give him a reason to live.

  12. She doesn’t respond to dick pics, Kyle.

    1. dick pics? really? you call that tiny little thing a dic? Whoa…coulda fooled me!

    2. Reached out is code for posted a question to her twitter timeline. Fucking Kyle trying to make it sound like he called her direct line.

    1. I do. I sent him 10 grand.
      No one needs to here from that fuckstick ASSMASK.

        1. Anytime i can force you to type a ‘corrective’ reply is time well spent.
          Pretty soon you’ll be running down to the wawa to get my food for me and picking dogshitout
          of my chuck taylors. Its all part of the plan you pretentious little ass wipe.

  13. Sure it isn’t Fox Sports and not Fox News. She comes off as a little to liberal for Fox News.

    1. A lifelong Montco resident and GMC grad? Liberal? Nah, she’s right in the wheelhouse.

        1. Fox does employ a couple of fanooks. Guy Benson and Sheppard Smith off the top of my head. Isn’t Jillian’s brother gay?

  14. All bleaching comments are getting deleted. Thank you cb fir getting rid of the filth

  15. Well known fact in the industry that Fox News national desk female anchor hires have to clear three different casting couches before they even get to the job interview. Good work outta Jiilian.

    1. I don’t know what you’re talking about. I got hired because of my immense talent, impeccable credentials, and tireless work ethic.

      1. I’ll open myself to ridicule and say it…..I think she is a very good in front of the camera.

  16. Kyle,
    Did you see that pic of Charlie Manuel and Carrot Top at spring training? Seems like the kind of thing this site would write about.

  17. Fits the mold of the bubbly blonde with breast implants that Fox hires. Fox News will be a huge step up in pay for her but upgrade her breast implants another size and cup.

  18. Well this ought to resuscitate her moribund Twitter and Instagram. They died a slow painful death after BoB got flushed.

  19. Funny side note-

    I got a lap dance before at the spearamint rhino in vegas and the stripper said she bleaches her ah.

    God I hope the eagles play the raiders away in next couple years so I can get back there


  21. Anything on Mikey Miss and Myrtetus not knowing Embiid got surgery?

  22. Once I end up on Fox News, Jillian and I can have a competition for most tit freckles.

  23. She shifted his stick faster than a driver at Indy. Polished that knob until it shined as bright as the sun.

  24. Seems like this would be both Radio Wars and TV Wars material.

  25. I used to jerk off to Jillian a lot on break on broad

  26. She’s apparently a huge psycho and wears her welcome with dudes out real quick. Her and a guy I know got it on.

    1. No. You don’t know a guy who banged her. You really don’t. Fucking internet loser.

  27. Anything on Gargano having no show material today so he made up a controversy about some position coach and Pederson?

  28. Seriously Gargano and Baldy jumped the shark talking about a WB coach taking Pederson spot. Then also can we talk about Harry Mayes being a Raging alcoholic gambler he gives me the creeps and he is on a show with Ellis. Sheesh. Jillian gonna have to sex it up at Fox they are not allowed to wear pants. She gonna show them legs or get fired back to Ellis

  29. I couldn’t care less if this b!tch signed up for Elon Musk’s Mars colony project. And it’s not a jillian thing, that applies to anyone in the media

  30. Does any give a fuck about this? God this site sucks. We get about 2 posts from Kyle a week and half of the Monday wrap-up is him hocking his shitty shirts or deals on low mortgages near Kelly drive. meanwhile bleeding green nation is putting up every single eagles rumor and even going as far to write an article about the raiders lv move. When will this site die. When does Leslie goodell start?

    1. Sorry to break the news. GLASS MASK died in a boiler explosion down at the navy yard.
      Agent Orange Velvet Cheeks was killed also.
      So we don’t need to talk about these faked up fuckwads anymore.

  31. What’s up with all the dbags who flock to Sarah Baickers defense on twitter? Like they think if they defend her honor they get a bj from her. Imagine that nose would get in the way though.

  32. Of course you wouldn’t have thought it would be Fox news being a progressive douchebag and all. Because you and all your idiot friends are progressive douchebags anyone of any kind of merit must be a progressive douchebag. Everyone who believes something else is some kind of racist hick science denying cartoon character. I mean who would want to work at Faux News? Its only the most popular cable news channel with the best production values and biggest budget.

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