Baseball season is here and that means Mets fans are fat and disgusting.

This particularly chubby fellow was upset at NJ Transit yesterday – really, I’d consider it a good day on NJ Transit if you don’t contract HIV or full-blown AIDs before, during or after your trip – for not getting him to the Mets opener on time. Let’s watch as Newman here slowly unravels:

https://twitter.com/SInow/status/849056789861683202

Yeah, sure, maybe he missed the Mets 6-0 win over the Braves, but he presumably didn’t get AIDs. And the hot dogs are better in Midtown anyway. So I’d consider those things an overall win for this guy.