Here’s Lee Porter’s Comprehensive 2017 Citizens Bank Park Beer List

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The most important bookmark you can make on your phone for the Phillies season isn’t the schedule or the team’s baseball-reference page, it’s Lee Porter’s annual beer locator list. This year’s headliner is the eighteen – EIGHTEEN – tap handles at the Alley Brewing Company by section 102, which also features big cans from Flying Fish, Angry Orchard, New Belgium, SweetWater, Troegs, and the summertime baseball beer itself, Victory Summer Love.

The rest of the listings feature Philadelphia Brewing Co., Yards, tons of Victory varieties, Dogfish Head, and more. It’s all right here, in the palm of your hand.


34 Responses

  1. Nobody cares you white trash. How about talking about some of the Latin American prospects in the co built Twins and Phillies facilities. Are you Natalie Eggenov or something?

      1. Islam is a beautiful faith. We need to be more tolerant! We need to bring more muslims here to America, its the right thing to do.

        1. Yea that’s right Jim, Love Tumps Hate everyday! Once the muslims come here and assimilate they will stop killing gays, r@ping women, throwing acid on womens faces, stoning women for accusing a man of r@pe…. killing people who want to leave the faith… killing people for disrespecting the faith…. worshiping a guy who r@ped 2 children… aside from all that … its a pretty good religion.

      1. why is that racist? can’t two black people look alike? I always thought Eagles WR Fred Barnett looked like a young John Chaney.

        1. Lol. That is the funniest thing I have ever read on this pathetic site. THWND.

    1. when you get bumped for a HS language teacher who’s claim to sports fame is he’s a “son of Ben”

  2. I take it Kyle is at the game. The opening day game is a must attend event for front runners.

  3. Any updates on the bombing and collapse of the Eiffel Tower by the Islamic ‘Brothers of the Red Sun’ brigade?

  4. Remember on the campaign trail when Adolf Cheetos promised universal healthcare at a cheap price for everyone immediately after he would be sworn in? Still waiting on that. Oh wait, instead he purposed a plan that would give tax breaks to billionaires and kick 24 million people off of their current healthcare. Sounds like a bait and switch from the Con Man in Chief. Way to go republitards, let’s see you Trump d|ck riders spin this one.

    1. Remember when Trumpster said he was going to cut the taxes of everyone by 300% and get rid of
      all the crackers and cars with four tires?
      Looks like that was all a lie.
      Way to go rebiliktards. Lets so you spintell you way out of this one!

  5. Ol Bradster is taking a sorority girl to the game Saturday night. Plan on getting blasted and heading back to the Delta Chi house afterwards to get a drunken blowjob or two

    Haha love being Brad. It’s a good life

    1. This is obviously the fake bradster.
      Everyone knows i only eat hairy man ass.

      BRAD OUT!

  6. Are Williams, Alfaro, Crawford, Thompson, Quinn, etc… any good? If so, why the fuck aren’t they on this dreadful team? Anyone else starting to think that “haul” for Hamels might be bullshit?

  7. If the phils had drafted Mike Trout he wouldn’t have played in the big leagues until he was 23-24. Fuck you, phils.

  8. I’m hoping Kyles new advertising will highlight how useless Jim is. Hey potential client, will you send me money to advertise your company? Sure. Great, we will feature you on Jims next post. I want my money back.

  9. How’s Rheewa going to survive when her salary goes from $250k to $30k when Pop Pop retires this year?

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