Mike Missanelli and Jason Myrtetus Have Issued Me a Challenge

Yesterday, Mike Missanelli and Jason Myrtetus, whose skins I have crawled beneath and laid eggs, got all bent out of shape over my continuous criticism of sports talk radio W-L day and threw down the gauntlet at my bony feet:

Mike: “And we’ve already been ripped. Sports talk radio as an industry has already been ripped by a blog.”

Jason: “Well, you can mention, Kyle. He thinks it’s stupid.”

Mike: “Yeah, Crossing Broad blog.”

Jason: “Because we’ll do W’s and L’s. I’d like to invite him in to do an hour by himself.”

Mike: “Yeah for sure. If he’s gonna criticize sports talk radio, you would think that he has all the answers.”

Jason: “We can just plop him in the chair and take a break.”

Mike: “Yeah, we’ll take him break. I invite him in. It’s a personal invitation to the guy who runs Crossing Broad.”

Jason: “And until you accept the invitation and the challenge, shut up!”

I wasn’t listening live but saw a bunch of Tweets after the fact. Jason and I tweeted back and forth about it, and I assumed it was a joke:

Surely he can’t be serious.

I spoke to Jason last night and he was very much serious. “Mike’s gonna set you up to fail,” was how it was pitched to me. Tempting. But I agreed to do it under the condition that after Mike introduces the show, and presumably after he takes a shot at me for being a blogger and calls me something that he feels is demeaning, like “skippy,” I would get to program the hour as I saw fit. I said I would play by the rules, not get the station any FCC violations, and even agreed not to call Josh Innes and Tony Bruno as guests. Jason said he’d call me back later to confirm.

An hour later, I had a text saying it was tentatively approved but that they needed to run it by their corporate overlords, a response from which likely wouldn’t come until this morning. At that point, I said I’d do it, but not today. I live over an hour away and have a site to run, and I’m not just gonna drive down there on short notice and do something I’ve never done before without preparing. After all, if I’m gonna do it, I’m gonna beat Mike’s ratings.

So that’s where we stand. The challenge has been issued. The challenge has been accepted. And now we wait for someone in a suit to weigh the risk-reward of giving a blogger an hour of airtime… because what happens if I beat Mike and get a 10 share?

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235 Responses

  1. Miss the good old times! Notice Aton didn’t report NHL Playoff scores on the update?

    1. Adam, this is Jillian Mele from NBC10 and you didn't have permission to use my brothers picture says:

      Kyle: me, me, me, me, me….

      Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

      1. somebody on Tony Bruno / Josh Innes news link story from last August said they wanted Kathy Romano’s panties
        who’s she ??
        Lu Ann Cahn from NBC 10 [ where Jillian Mele is ] had a story in 2007 [ ten years ago !!!!!!!!!! ] where Danny Ozark [ not to be confused with former Phillies manager danny Ozark ] ” broke into ” her dresser and stole her panties from the drawer [ on NBC 10 investigators ] [[ true story ]] / can I get Kathy Griffin or Kathy Ireland – or Kathy orr’s panties ??
        LOL
        same station also
        CBS=CALM BEFORE STORM
        KO=KATHY ORR

        calm before storm doesn’t mean that im going to try to GET them by the way
        LOL
        is Kathy romano related to RAY romano of everybody hates Raymond ??
        lol
        Lucinda Bassett is hot by the way
        GM=GLEN MACNOW
        he advertises ” Bassett’s ice cream ”
        I wouldn’t mind getting some ice cream from HER !!!!!!!!!
        lol
        WOW im ” genius ” / a
        lol
        DR=DENIRO, ROBERT
        KO=KEITH OLBERMANN [ or Kathy orr ] [ AGAIN ] / OR ” orr ” [ lol ]
        BS=BROAD STREET
        lol
        I LEFT TONS MORE OF THESE ON TONY BRUNO / JOSH INNES VS. MISSANELLI NEWS LINK / BLOG FROM LAST AUGUST YESTERDAY [ I RESPONDED 10 MONTHS LATER ]
        AND I ALSO CALL 215-625-9460 WITH THIS KIND OF STUFF AND LEAVE TONS OF MESSAGES
        I DONT SAY ANYTHING OFFENSIVE ON THERE THOUGH
        lol
        AND IM NOT SURE IF I DID ON HERE / I HOPE NOT [ lol ]

      1. Kyle, I would be more than happy to join you. Let me know when, I will be amazing on air.

        1. Kyle if I was you I’d smack the hairpiece off that hipster wannabe loser Missanelli. Don’t smack Mertetus tho, he cool.

          1. i don’t understand why Mike absolutely refused to draft joe mixon
            he also said I don’t live in reality
            LOL
            I think he’s ok, even though he’s really brutal to callers
            maybe that goes with the Philadelphia territory / negadelphia
            people are always sweating him

            ATTENTION : by the way, everybody I left a TON of responses to whatever the story / link was about Tony Bruno and Josh Innes ” fighting ” Mike Missanelli / I ” covered a range of topics ” [ many of which were not even related to that story actually ]

            Also, I remember a show where Josh I think called him ” bitchanelli ” !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
            lol !!!!!!

          2. missanelli is down with the brothers though
            come on cuz
            beat it skippy !!!!!!!!!!

            lol
            no seriously though, he does own Avalon estate or something
            and hangs out on Main Line golf courses

      1. Bro , how many dicks are in your mouth right now? Are you fucking kidding me bro? You got the Rangers/Canadiens series which has been amazing…. and you got the Leafs/Caps series , a 1 vs 8, Austin Matthews, JVR…. Leafs haven’t won a cup since 1966 bro.

        1. We don’t care about hockey unless the Flyers are playing in mid May.

          1. yeah but don’t bother Jason about his nhl passion
            I mean
            I don’t know
            not cool
            sorry
            if im annoying I mean

  2. This is dual edge sword for 97.5’s ratings and CrossingBroad’s criticism of current sports talk radio content, brilliant! Go for it Kyle! I’ll be listening!

  3. “If he’s gonna criticize sports talk radio, you would think that he has all the answers.”
    Coming from a guy who’s entire professional career has been criticizing sports, entertainment, and news stories…..but I guess he has all the answers…

    Mike needs to retire already…..he is dying a slow professional death right along with radio

    1. in a way I don’t understand Mike, but he’s still really entertaining

  4. Make sure you have the fake callers lined up. Actually Jason and Mike can handle that for you.

  5. You have a site to run? You need to be a little more self aware, because you use it as a crutch just as much as the people you mock. You do realize that your only post so far the day after the schedule came out was making fun of the people who talk about the schedule the day after it comes out. Unless you are counting this post, which is talking about the people who talk about the people who talk about the schedule the day after it comes out.

    1. yep, came here to say the same thing. Looking at my watch, it seems that Kyle did, in fact, have the time to make the trip there, do an hour, drive back, and still crank out the same amount of blogs he’s written since: zero. But yet I give them my clicks and answer their dumb surveys. So who’s the real dufus here? Time to drink.

      1. time to drink ??

        trump will legalize open containers of alcohol

        TD=TRUMP / DRUGS
        LA=LEGALIZE ALCOHOL

        and pot

        HD=HOOKERS / DYKES
        PR=POT / REEFER

        TD=TOM DASCHLE [ FORMER POLITICIAN ]
        lol

      2. im also think Jody Mac and Big Daddy Graham are decent /
        whatever happened to Brian Startare ??
        by the way

      1. DJ=DICK JOHNSON

        lol

        dick Gerardi ??
        lol
        gephart
        some caller said that on WIP yesterday [ WYSP ]
        tom daschel ??
        lol
        weird

  6. Its funny how they puff out their chest as a successful radio station. Sure Mike’s show is successful but only because WIP countered with an incoherent Ike Reese and some loud guy from New York. But as a whole 97.5 has been a dumpster fire. They are constantly losing hosts, whether because of the host’s choice or pay cuts. They know they’re failing. Marks and Decamera had enough. Lombrado, who I hated, left. They constantly bring in beat writers because they know they can pay them cheap. And yet they continue to run Gargano and Ellis, two guys who have never won a time slot in their careers.

    1. ellis hosts ” crossing broad ” though and gargano is Italian
      lol
      im serious about the first guy

      and ratings aside, Anthony is entertaining

  7. Guy I work with said he grew up with mike miss. Said he was actually a really good athlete

  8. You live over an hour away from Bala Cynwyd? Dude, their is not a spot in their signal area that is an hour from Bala.

    1. he might mean because of TRAFFIC he’s an hour away

      [ after including that in time ]

  9. Missanelli is so detestable I’m actually on Kyle’s side for probably the first time ever.

  10. pretty sad instead of finding anything to talk about they’d rather push their chests out like they’re doing some tough job hypothetically saying what the record will be next December.

    1. Alonzo Ball is entertaining but im not sure this city would be down with him

  11. And to follow up on that….I have heard all day yesterday and today about how people rip the radio stations for doing stupid shows like W/L. But they do it anyway. And not only do they do it, but they stick it in their audiences faces. Like yeah we know its dumb and you hate it but we’re doing it. It just screams laziness. Clearly the audience, outside of the few jobless losers out there that call in every single day, actually think breaking down a schedule 5 months from kickoff is entertaining

    1. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ???

      THE W/L BREAKDOWN IS AWESOME

      / I ALWAYS HAVE THAT AT THE TOP OF MY LIST FOR SPORTS ” TOPICS ” I LOOK FORWARD TO

  12. I would bet the house that you get better ratings for that house – the amount of people locked in will be insane, especially in the first 15 minutes.

  13. sea bass! kyle please do insulting stuff to 97.5 and bitchanelli while you’re on. Embarrass them in some way please. Also please f*ck the rules and get innes to call in anyway. That would be gold

    1. YEAH JOSH INNES SHOULD COMBINE WITH CRAIG CARTON OR SOMEBODY ON FANATIC OR EVEN WYSP

    2. YEAH JOSH INNES SHOULD COME BACK AND COMBINE WITH CRAIG CARTON OR SOMEBODY ON FANATIC OR EVEN WYSP

  14. Man fuck mike “bad back” missanelli and Jason. Miserable pricks are only about themselves .

  15. Kyle if you do the hour , at least mention that The Wire is not infact the best show of all time. One good season ,Four ok.

    1. Yessir this right here, lol. MM always talks about the wire and how it’s the best show. Season 2 and the docks/ports sucked.
      We all know the best show is the sopranos with the runner up going to GoT. And fuq breaking bad it ended way too neat.

      1. Game of thrones is not the second greatest show of all time. That’s hilarious. It can’t even touch Seinfeld.

        1. Yeah, agreed. The Sopranos and Seinfeld are 1 and 2, in whatever order you prefer. I don’t know if I’d even put Game of Thrones in the top 15.

          1. I’d love to hear those other 13 shows…….I wasn’t even thinking of a half hr comedy like seinfeld when considering the best shows. Yeah Seinfeld is classic

      2. Thanks again for your support you fucking loser

    2. OZ / THE WIRE / CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM / THE SOPRANOS / SIX FEET UNDER

      I just felt like typing / naming all the HBO shows

      lol

  16. these ads are out of control on this site. I’m close to being out on visting

  17. So you need more time to prepare for an hour of content, but you’re criticizing the guys that have to prepare 4 hours of content every day?

    That’s weak.

    Draft Reuben Foster

    1. Don’t forget, it also takes me an hour to drive from Horsham to Bala, where it takes everyone else 35 minutes.

          1. The land is “essentially worthless” up here for a good reason. It sucks!

    1. Kyle while you’re talking us up to Nat, make sure you casually mention that 75% of us are banking six figures. What ever you do, don’t embarrass us by wearing mesh shorts.

      1. And if you stuff a cucumber in them, make sure to wrap it in tinfoil for freshness.

        1. the fanatic or SOMEBODY should put / ” bring back ” the ” Don and Mike ” show
          they ruled
          and somebody should put Howard Stern on REGULAR RADIO again
          they’re not taking him SIRIUSLY just having him on SIRIUS / that’s not ” mainstream ”

          [ lol / not sure if that was weak or not ]

    2. Natalie from Facts of Life aka Mindy Cohn [ MC= ] I mean Natalie Egg on my Face [ because I was so weak ] is HOT
      at least her VOICE is [ / ive never seen her ]

      Natalie Imbruglia ?? [ the singer ]
      LOL
      wtf
      DC=DEREK CARR

      BY THE WAY, some guy from Phoenix called and mentioned / asked for her to say something [ live ], and seemed
      ” aroused ” / missanelli responded with ” I think the heat out there is getting to you ”
      LOL !!!

      HOT=HEAT OUT THERE [ wow / ” genius ” ?? ] [ lol ]

      P/C=POST COMMENT

    1. HD=HOPPER, DENNIS

      THERE’S A GUY IN ” COLLEGE CHAT ” / THE / ON ” CHAT-AVENUE ” THEY CALL ” HOPPER ”

      [ seriously ]

      aka ” hoppertunity “

  18. So in other words, they gave you the opportunity and you chickened out because you needed to “prepare” for something you already think you’re good at.

    1. Oh for fucks sake. It looks like he said he would do it and the approval got held up so he said he would do it another day. And yes, if you’re going to go on the radio you should prepare a show. Radio hosts often do this. I’ll criticize Kyle if he deserves it but I’m on his team when it comes to these old radio hardos.

    2. I know for a fact that Mikey Mush is so smug, he NEVER feels the need to prepare! (*know a former producer) LACK of professionalism at it’s peak! He relies on Jason spoon-feeding him news that broke 12+ hrs ago. He’s clueless!
      Kyle… PREPARE and BURY this STIFF!

      Depending on the day; create a spoof on “General Knowledge” to rag his tired ass!

  19. Have the real Dwayne call in. Or fill the show with the numerous other people Mr PC has offended.

  20. Whoever that fake caller that Mike got caught up with last year, you should have someone call in as him and trash Mikey Miss lol

    1. MIKE IS DOWN WITH NAS AND THE BROTHERS / why are YOU promoting trashing him ??

      lol

  21. Ya know if they were smart they’d let u call Bruno or innes.. everyone would tune in for that.. same reason everyone likes radio wars.. almost like attitude era when wrestlers broke Kayfabe or jumped from one federation to another. Dumb on their part.. they could sabotage w fake callers… my guess they have kyle come up and they don’t actually put him on to be dicks. If they truely put him on they would be idiots NOT to let him call innes or bruno.. plus I don’t think Bruno would say anything bad.. innes well may be must listen radio

  22. Missanelli won’t take Mixon because he hit a woman , yet that Hippocrate​ punched his former producer. What an asshat!

    1. HEY! That producer was making a cool six dollars and ten cents an hour. The dipshit couldn’t figure out how to set up that dive bar with the proper remote broadcasting equipment so, he deserved to get punched out.

    2. WTF
      that’s not the same as punching a woman !!!!!!

      im against his Joe Mixon stance, but ill still tell you it’s not the same though

      although, I KIND OF see your point

      or ” point “

  23. I agree with you, Kyle, that those things ARE stupid. They’re even stupider still when you consider that you already know what teams you are playing and where the games are when the final gun sounds on the previous season. All you have learned is what order you play them and on what day and time.

    But I sympathize with all of the writers, talk show hosts, etc. because I believe most of them are getting leaned on to do just that by their managers, etc. And they also have very little else to talk about on the Philly sports scene right now. (Except maybe the Phillies’ indifference to running out fly balls, etc.)

  24. Seems like they need “Radio Wars” to stay relevant as much as Kyle does.

    Should be easy to come up with an hour(really 45 minutes) of programming. Let’s talk about what is wrong with sports talk radio.

    My guess is that the offer is withdrawn over the weekend, and blamed on “corporate.”

  25. 1st segment: overlap show
    2nd segment: ask al
    3rd segment: question of the day with prize pack description
    4th segment: winners & weasels
    5th segment: general knowledge

  26. Kyle will be slaughtered on Mikes show. I wouldn’t do it if I were him. Kyle wont be able to handle the callers that criticize him… Kyle will have a complete meltdown.

  27. Hey ASSHOLE! Yeah, Kyle. This survey junk is ridiculous. EVERY click is a survey before being able to view content. I can’t be the only one who is just about done with this site.

      1. NATALIE IS NOT EVEN CLOSE TO 65

        IM SO FAR GONE

        NEVERMIND ME

        LOL

        I NEED TO BUY A SELSON BLUE CLUE

      2. NATALIE PERKY EGGS IS NOT EVEN CLOSE TO 65

        IM SO FAR GONE

        NEVERMIND ME

        LOL

        I NEED TO BUY A SELSON BLUE CLUE

        1. AT FIRST I JUST SAID NATALIE IS NOT CLOSE TO 65 BUT IT WOULDNT LET ME SEND IT

          SO I CHANGED IT TO NATALIE PERKY EGGS

          [ BECAUSE OF HER LAST NAME ]

          LOL

    1. Some of my other devices are blocked after years of no issues, I can barely check this site anymore.

  28. I like the comment that eyton(spelled right?) made this morning, the Thursday night game next season isn’t a BS one, it’s against Carolina. Are those color rush aka migraine rush uni’s still gonna be used for the Thurs games

    1. Thanks again for your support you fucking loser

  29. We’re not fooled into thinking this is an issue. It’s 3 guys acting and reacting to get a reaction…. to nothing. Please stop acting like anybody gives a shit. Any update on Wisconsin basketball?

    1. Updates on Wisconsin basketball? That’s second level thinking 😄

  30. Ok, us mongrels accept the challenge of coming on sports talk radio. What’s the direct line for us to call in Kyle?

    1. His wife took a great job out in LA. I think it’s LA. I enjoyed her on the golf show.

      1. no, his wife (that wears the pants and he somehow roofied into a marriage) got a gig in Cali and he’s playing the role of a stay-at-home-husband out in Cali

      2. wonder if gonzo and the wife are coming to philly next week for the draft

    2. Remember when he called out that pussy David Murphy? Talking about how Jillian Mele turned down his offer to go home with him and left him and his shriveled dick in the taxi.

      1. No, I was the object of Murph’s rejected desire.

      2. WTF
        david murphy probably GETS a lot of %%%%%

        ET=EXTREME THUNDERSTORMS
        MD=MURPHY, DAVID
        ET=ELECTRICITY / THUNDERSTORMS

        HD=HAIL DAMAGE

        MC=MOSTLY CLOUDY
        BS=BRIGHT SUNSHINE

        P/C=PARTLY CLOUDY

      3. this is the SECOND mention of Jillian Mele
        either on here / this blog, or on the Bruno / Innes feud with Missanelli news link from last august

  31. any update on this? I’m guessing it’s not happening, with no mention in the first segment.

    1. No shot this happens, the Fanatic runs waay too tight of a ship to let some blogger from hickville take over the airwaves.

  32. This website isn’t enjoyable enough to have to fill out the same survey every time I visit. No weekend updates and very little actual sports…..I don’t care who is leaving the tv station and who has the best radio show. Poor mans TMZ of sports info… Work on your sports content.

  33. As a successful handicapper I have the Eagles at 4-12. Let’s just put Down 5-11 for that one miracle win.

  34. The ‘prep’ time also gives Bitchanelli time to get his brother to write him a fresh script of 30’s so he can take Kyle on with his pharmie-fueled balls so he appears like a hard ass to his loyal ‘listeners’

    1. WAIT

      JOSH INNES CALLED HIM BITCHANELLI FIRST

      MIKE NELLY FURTADO ??

      MIKE NELLY THE RAPPER SINCE HE ” TRIES TO BE BLACK ” ??

      lol

  35. Kyle, if you rolled on there with Bruno as a guest, the ratings would be way higher than Bitchanelli and Myrtetus, Martinez, Cabbage-picker, whatever his name is this week, could ever pull in on their own

  36. Your excuse about having a site to run would carry more weight if you actually posted something here once in a while. You rightfully called out the shows that rely on the schedule as content, but yet you did the same exact thing just from the opposite side of the argument.

    1. Isn’t that a lot like telling your wife that you want a divorce, and then spending weekend nights at your girlfriends place before you’ve moved your stuff out?

      Stay classy, Andy

  37. This is the station that when you call in the producer says you must make an Eagles point before you talk about something else. You think for a second they’re gonna let you talk about what you want? They’re going to set you up to fail. They already said they want you to.

    1. Wow didn’t realize they actually make you talk about the Eagles, although I guess that would explain everything.

        1. LET’S GET IT BACK TO THE RATINGS…………….

          MONTA ELLIS ??

          ROB REINER
          ROY HOBBS

  38. If you go on the radio Kyle please address what a tough out we were in the tournament. Also, talk about what an unfair draw we were. Thanks, c unt face .

  39. Please also address why I haven’t written my weekly column in 3 weeks. Thanks

    1. I told you already, the check is in the mail. Now will you please give me permission to post these.

  40. So he can bitch out of being on the air. “I have a site to run” you posted two things all day one about the eagles scheldule predicting wins and losses Which you spent the past two days bitching about sports radio doing and this hey everyone look at me post.

  41. Kyle posts like this are the reason you were denied a press pass. Stop acting like such a douche.

    1. MC=MEDIA CRUDENTIALS

      PP=PRESS PASS
      MM=MIKE MISS

      BS=BUSCH STADIUM
      HD=HARD DECK
      *** BS=BOX SEATS ***
      ET=ELITE TEAM
      CBS=CLUB BOX SEATS

  42. Yes, it is a trap. A lose-lose for you. Just kill it with the podcast and the listeners will follow. Don’t stoop to their level.

  43. you gotta go down if only to incite tough guy missinelli to do something stupid that you can write about for months….that over the hill boring fool will not disappoint…..his low IQ hockey fanboy is almost to easy of a target due to his obvious lack of brain power but you should cook up something like a fake roast of Giroux for sucking so bad.

    1. stickboy missanelli is down with the brothers so how much can he know about hockey skippy ??

      just saying

      NBA=NATURAL BORN ALIEN [ IMMIGRANT ] or ” no brothers allowed ?? ” [ / that’s BACKWARDS ]
      lol

    2. hockey fanboy ??

      he wrote / did the ” FAN ” magazine

      / Wesley snipes movie also

      lol

    3. Tony Bruno is the voice of reason / mike miss just MISSes the point of everything ??

      / TV=TONY / VOICE

      BS=BRUNO / STUNAD

      did I spell that right ??
      lol
      garganO and brunO and angelO

      ACT=ANGELO CATALDI / TRUMP

      are both really loud

  44. Luckily for Kyle a downs syndrome kid could do just as well on the air as 99% of the sports talk radio guys in the biz and better then Mikey Miss and Myrtetus.

  45. Good thing the first round of the NFL draft isn’t held between Friday after 2:00 PM and Monday around 10:00 AM, huh?

  46. is there a bigger joke in the world than laskowski? what a baby back BITCH

    hes so insecure

    1. FOR GAY REPUBLICAN CALL DAVE KEYSER AT 215-510-3282 [ REAL NUMBER ]

      I ONLY LEFT THIS BECAUSE YOU USED WORD ” GAY ”

      LOL

      PAT EGAN ROCKS

      BS=BROAD STREET
      RUN
      TYRONE JOHNSON

      PAT EGAN=IRISH
      SOUNDS

      ET=ELECT TYRONE
      DR=DOUBLE REVERSE
      PE=PAT EGAN [ PE=PUBLIC ENEMY OR SOMETHING ELSE ]
      LOL
      THAT I ” CANT SAY ”
      lol

  47. You should invite Jim on to do the hour on 97.5 with you. It will be compelling and rich.

        1. Thanks again for your support you fucking loser.

  48. Anyone that wants to draft McCafferey… you are complete idiots.

    1. Jack McCafferty ??

      it’s all about YOU……………at mccafferty SUBARU !!!!!!!!!!!!!

      lmao
      kind of
      lol
      BS=BRUNO / SUBARU

      way back in the day Tony Bruno did Subaru all-wheel drive commercial
      lol

      Jack Tripper McCafferty
      Ed McCafferty of the sky high broncos

      did they legalize pot in Colorado because the mountains there are HIGH ??

      was the ” joke ” I just made lame ??
      must be my OCD
      lol

  49. I get the surveys help you run the site, but answering the same age question over and over is ridiculous. At first I answered truthfully, but now I just choose whatever choice is near my finger on my phone. How can these surveys be useful when the data is so skewed? Why someone would pay for them is beyond me. As many people have said, it’s very frustrating, especially answering them every time I click an article or even when I go to the comments sections. Go back to the old google model where I was just asked once and I could click skip survey at the bottom.

      1. Anal, refreshing doesn’t seem to work for me. Using an iPhone 7. Plus I’d rather just choose 65+ once over refreshing once or twice. I guess it’s just the inconvenience of the constant bombardment of surveys now. I never had the problem before.

        Anyone know if there’s a quick way to go to the bottom of the comments section? I see there’s a little green up arrow that takes you to the top but none to go down.

    1. DC=DICE CLAY

      TRAMP STAMP / LARGE MARGE / SNAIL TRAIL

      / Andrew dice clay says there’s NOTHING like fat girls / HOGGIN’ !!!!!!!!!
      some girl in north Carolina AOL chat said ” fat chicks rock ”
      a guy responded with ” they ROCK the ground they walk on !!!!!!!!!! ”
      lol
      I love fat chicks
      what I woulnt give to have one on top of me

      the only girls ive ever had were THIN
      and most of them were from AOL
      LOL
      [ not joking ]
      I hopped on 3 buses to meet a girl also
      lol
      IM STILL BRIAN@aol.com can tell you all about me

      I used to have 15 green debit cards [ at once ] and wore 2 watches

      I filled the entire Scotty+Alex voicemail and told Spike Eskin of WYSP about it
      KC=KID CHRIS
      DAM=DON+MIKE

      ET=EXTRA TICKETS

      ***** FCC=FAT CHICKS / CONTROL ******
      IF YOU’RE A GUY WHO WANTS TO GET WITH A FAT CHICK……………..YOU HAVE TO GIVE UP CONTROL
      lol

      $$$ **** BS=BALL / SCORE **** $$$

      ATON IS MAKING A GREAT POINT NOW [ RELATED TO LAVAR BALL ] [ ATON SHANDER ] [ SHAYNDER ?? ]

      HOW THE HITS AND SHOWS GET BURNED-OUT FOR RATINGS
      I MEAN WHILE THEYRE HOT
      THEN EVERYBODY MOVES ON TO THE NEXT THING

      I forget how to spell his name / lol

      SNOOKIE OR JWOOWW SHOOK HER ASS IN PAULY D’S FACE LIKE BEYONCE OR KARDASHIAN AND HE LOVED IT
      RECENT SHOW
      lol

  50. These new surveys suck. Really annoying. Quit whoring yourself out for money and take them down.

  51. And my bitch grand daughter who is 1/2 credit short of graduation threw out my meal on wheel.

    1. “And with the 14th pick in the draft, Philadelphia chooses Delilah’s.”

      Another first round bust

      1. obviously you said BUST because of the girls [ at Delilah’s ] bust, right ??

        just ” making sure ”

        LOL

    1. me and BLACK LIVES MATTER will make the greek picnic great again

      Trump will make stop and frisk I mean regulations on fat Tuesday gone again
      lol

  52. I’m hanging out with my friend Mark the bagger.
    He thinks p ussy is awesome p ussy is the greatest. I’m 11!!!!

    1. wow

      11 years old and already with your mind on p%%%%

      insane

      wait
      why would 11 year old

      this doesn’t make sense
      and IM not making sense
      nevermind

  53. Just to crap on King Howard’s head. Even if they told him they are not taking him I hope they are just using him to spread disinformation. Ass on the radio trying to dictate to people how the team should draft. If they do draft this kid I hope he blows off the King when he get’s questioned. I don’t know how this weasel infiltrated the team. Who the fuck made him GM.

    1. Center City is going to be jammed next week and all these people are going to be spending money no matter what that idiot on the radio says

      1. Going be a ton of pussy out next Thursday night. Beautiful weather and the draft = girls putting out

        1. more girls would put out at phat joe Tuesday aka PARTY GRAS if we could get it back to where it was on February 27, 2001 when there were riots and 50,000 people showed

          im trying to do JUST THAT by putting TONS of money in temple diner [ MC=MAIN CAMPUS ] with notes about various events attached [ on top of trashcan ] / I wear Kelly green bandana / gold / silver [ lol ]
          Also, I take the subway down every other Monday / to Cecil B. Moore stop

          like Trump, im trying to make sex and partying and Philadelphia great again
          lol
          [ wtf ]
          not sure why I said / included ” sex ”
          lol
          w/e lol

  54. top 3 best and worst commenters

    top
    1- paul jolovitz fan club president
    2 – anthony l gargano – radio bitch
    3 – pizza guy mike

    bottom
    1 – andy schreiber
    2 – little timmy gudel
    3 – kyle scott

      1. Ok, it’s time you got called out for your insult game, the sh!t is in the basement son. Its time to step that sh!t up. Because loser isnt the only insult you can be dishing out. What’s next, slacker?
        I’ll let you know when I notice an improvement in your sh!t talking, look at the bright side it can’t get any worse

        1. Your 5 different handles are ret@rded. You have the same midget picture with the two topless chicks and everyone knows it’s the same person. Pick one of your horrible handles and stick to it or pick a new one like, ‘useless commenter’, ‘I listen to sports radio 24/7’ or ‘definite virgin’. You add absolutely nothing, you’re totally worthless to this comment section. No one cares about your opinion here. Kys.

    1. Thanks again for your support you fucking loser.

  55. Let’s all say a prayer tonight that LePen wins the French election tomorrow. We need this. Critical battle in the war on Islamic terrorism.

    1. You’re annoying and your whole liberal schtick is predictable and played out. Get a new gimmick twerp.

  56. what will happen first

    A: gargano dies of a heart attack
    B: kyle shuts down the blog because its not financially sustainable
    C: leslie gudel’s c u n t dries up
    D: jim comes out

      1. A – Gags will have to shape up because he and MCW won’t work now that she’s fired, so he will have to get another slampiece
        C – Astroglide
        D – He was never in

  57. do you f@ggots have any idea how deep andy can get inside me? his donkey d1ck is a fucking pleasure toy that takes me to fucktown

    i love it when blows a giant load in my c u n t

    1. fuck you bitch andy;s mule dick is allllllllll mine

      ive got a nice tight little twat his massive throbbing c0ck spits wide open. a warm load of steaming hot jizz fills me up more than when he does it when your musty old claptrap. CUM ON MY TITS ANDY

    2. does anybody think dee lynam is hot ?? I read somebody joking about her panties or something on other site
      lol
      sorry
      ET=ECONOMY / TRUMP
      dl=dee lynam [ dl=download ]

  58. Why was it harder to fuck around in chat rooms 20 years ago on AOL than it is now? What am I missing

    1. Because 20 years ago message boards were moderated and the douchetards that moderated them thought that it made them important people, but people want to go onto internet comment sections and say whatever the fuck they want, not have some douchetard mod edit it. That’s why the comment section is still the best part of Crossing Broad, despite Kyle’s whinging and protests to the contrary. He knows what side his bread is buttered on.

  59. Just got out of Swingermania down at C0L0NIAL Nissan, what a fucking bender. That shit started at 530 on Friday. Put FuckFest 17 to shame. Everybody was there , everybody was fucking, and everybody was doing drugs.

    1. Did you see the load big Ron shot on that ladies face???!!!! Makes Peter North look like an amateur.

      1. Too bad my little ding a ling was way too small for me to get in. I would have loved to have traded in my PT Cruiser for a preowned Sentra.

  60. Anyone who has even brief experience in radio is getting a nice little chuckle out of Kyle’s bravado here. A big part of the challenge of sports talk radio — and talk radio in general — is the time constraint of doing filling four hours of otherwise dead air every day. You never get as much time as you need or want to “prepare.” I wouldn’t have to explain this to you if you had any experience at all as a host or producer. The fact is, everyone thinks talk radio is an easy job — that’s why so many former athletes, elected officials etc think they can do it and why the overwhelming majority fail. It’s incredibly difficult to fill a single hour of radio (let alone 20 hours a week) — and even more difficult to do so while being compelling the entire time (or even most of the time). And sometimes, your “plan” doesn’t work or gets scrapped because of unforeseen events. That’s a part of the job every single day.

    Two other things made me laugh. First, that Kyle would think that inviting Tony Bruno or Josh Innes would make for compelling radio. And secondly, that a day of preparation would be a necessary part of a good ratings hour. Based on his admission that he has never done talk radio — and his instinct that some inside baseball shtick with Innes or Bruno would be compelling — I’m very confident in saying that Kyle would learn a pretty tough lesson doing a single hour of sports talk.

  61. If you do this please open the show saying “look, the Phils are 9-9, exactly .500 at this point in the season. Today we’re gonna go through their remaining schedule, game by game, and give our picks for wins and losses. Is there any way they eke out enough to male the playoffs? Let’s have some fun going through the schedule today 610 693 0975”

  62. This is your chance to nuke the site from space; only way to be sure. – Sun Tzu
    Don’t be smarmy or contrived; be yourself.
    Radio is still King; for a little while longer…..turn the tables on them and show how meaningless it all is.

  63. I haven’t listened to those two dingbats in a couple months — not necessarily their fault, but there’s no topic worth listening to — but I’d tune in for that.

    That said, if you spend more than 10-seconds talking about the Flyers — I’m out.

  64. Even an old man like Missanelli would kick you ass you little smarmy bitch.

  65. Even if you smash Missannelli in ratings, he’d never admit it. Just like how he smashed his ex-wife across the face. But you know what, even though your site sucks (really, it sucks bad), you DO know your fucking sports. Go get’ em you little piece of shit.

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