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Is Carson Wentz Too Compassionate?

Kyle Scott

By Kyle Scott

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I call this post dichotomy.

Carson Wentz: I want to help people overseas, provide outdoor opportunities, and HELP DOGS.

Philly sports talk radio: 

Honestly, I think Carson is too good for us. Like Joel Embiid… he’s real– he has his faults, he’ll make his gaffs, he’s not perfect. He’s one of us. But we don’t deserve Carson. We can’t handle such a good guy. Philly may be the lord’s way of testing his patience. DON’T EAT THE APPLE, CARSON! TEACH THE MAN TO FISH!

Did I do that right?

Side note: Political advance men are in awe of that framing of Carson against the crown of thorns backdrop. Well done, PR person! Look for Ted Cruz or Mike Huckabee or some shit to do something similar the next time they run for president for the 23rd time.

Kyle Scott

Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He has written for CBS Philly and Philly Voice, and been a panelist or contributor on NBC Sports Philly, FOX 29 and SNY TV, as well as a recurring guest on 97.5 The Fanatic, 94 WIP, 106.7 The Fan and other stations. He has more than 10 years experience running digital media properties and in online advertising and marketing.

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