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The Cowboys Are a Hilarious Mess
By Kyle Scott
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On the heels of linebacker Damien Wilson getting arrested for aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and former Eagle Nolan Carroll getting arrested for DWI… oh and Ezekiel Elliott allegedly re-arranging a DJ’s nose… Cowboys wide receiver Lucky Whitehead was accused of shoplifting over the weekend and then promptly released on Monday, the only guy to be punished by the team for his “actions.”
Problem: It wasn’t him.
It wasn’t HIM.
Ian Rapppppppppppppppppopopopopopoorts:
Per agent Dave Rich, all charges were dropped for former #Cowboys WR Lucky Whitehead. Warrant rescinded. Cops had the wrong guy.
— Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) July 25, 2017
Oops. So, the Cowboys cut the one guy who actually didn’t do something felonious this offseason? I’m sure no one has made the Unlucky Whitehead joke yet, so allow me to… be that guy.
Side note: If you don’t think I’m listening to this the rest of the day, you’re out of your fucking mind:
Over-under on the number of times I can blast this until my wife comes in here wondering what’s gotten into me? I say 3.
Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He has written for CBS Philly and Philly Voice, and been a panelist or contributor on NBC Sports Philly, FOX 29 and SNY TV, as well as a recurring guest on 97.5 The Fanatic, 94 WIP, 106.7 The Fan and other stations. He has more than 10 years experience running digital media properties and in online advertising and marketing.