
The FOX Sports Twitter Guy Was Feeling Good About Himself Today
Ladies and gentlemen, it has been a while, so I want you to please reach under a stack of papers and unearth your shit lists, because we have a new additon– the FOX Sports Braves Twitter guy:
Hey look at that! The 1st-overall pick in 2017 @NBA Draft – @MarkelleF – tossed out the 1st pitch at @Phillies game – and didn't get hurt! pic.twitter.com/f9kcGPfMcr
— Bally Sports: Braves (@BravesOnBally) July 31, 2017
Everyone’s got jokes, I see. You know what would be worse, I suppose? A city with crumbling infrastructure, a football team that managed the most historic collapse in Super Bowl history, and taxpayers getting molested to a build a new stadium they didn’t need.
No but for real Fultz is OK, right?