I deal in rumor and innuendo. This may not be true. HOWEVER, I am going to post these fully unvetted Tweets about Ezekiel Elliott from six days ago because it’s the day after the MLB All-Star Game, the slowest sports day of the year:
There you have it: Ezekiel Elliott, possibly a dick. Somewhere, LeGarrette Blount eats a cheesesteak.
