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Here’s Ben Simmons Dominating Rotund Australian Blokes in 5-on-5
By Kyle Scott
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I have no idea what this is (I don’t particularly care to find out). But just know that Ben Simmons is playing in 5-on-5 games in Australia against literal scrubs. For real, check at 5 and 13 on the other team. I’ve played kickball games against that breed of chubby white guy.
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Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He has written for CBS Philly and Philly Voice, and been a panelist or contributor on NBC Sports Philly, FOX 29 and SNY TV, as well as a recurring guest on 97.5 The Fanatic, 94 WIP, 106.7 The Fan and other stations. He has more than 10 years experience running digital media properties and in online advertising and marketing.