Here's Ben Simmons Dominating Rotund Australian Blokes in 5-on-5
I have no idea what this is (I don’t particularly care to find out). But just know that Ben Simmons is playing in 5-on-5 games in Australia against literal scrubs. For real, check at 5 and 13 on the other team. I’ve played kickball games against that breed of chubby white guy.
And consider this a friendly reminder that Sons of Sam shirts are now shipping: