Brett Myers’ country music career seems to be doing well.*

*No it doesn’t. This video only has 1,400 views.

His latest, uh, rock anthem, an homage to beer, ‘shine, and cut-off jorts features the full-deck of redneck imagery. It’s like the storyboard called for the shoot to take place at a Trump rally, during a white supremacists march, in a field, something something Joe Francis. The video manages to squeeze in every redneck trope and then some:

Ford truck? You got it.

M-16? Bang bang.


Improbably attractive girls hanging out with this motley crew because the guy in charge is a millionaire? Damn straight.

Air guitar? Nerrrrr.

Military issue belgian malinois? Sure why not.

WTF?

This guy? Yessir.

Beers and ‘shine in the air? Oh hell yeah!

We’ll always have the Sabathia walk.