Brett Myers’ country music career seems to be doing well.*
*No it doesn’t. This video only has 1,400 views.
His latest, uh, rock anthem, an homage to beer, ‘shine, and cut-off jorts features the full-deck of redneck imagery. It’s like the storyboard called for the shoot to take place at a Trump rally, during a white supremacists march, in a field, something something Joe Francis. The video manages to squeeze in every redneck trope and then some:
Ford truck? You got it.
M-16? Bang bang.
Improbably attractive girls hanging out with this motley crew because the guy in charge is a millionaire? Damn straight.
Air guitar? Nerrrrr.
Military issue belgian malinois? Sure why not.
This guy? Yessir.
Beers and ‘shine in the air? Oh hell yeah!
We’ll always have the Sabathia walk.