Lenny Dykstra Goes Completely Off The Wall In Weird Feminist Rant

Kyle Scott - September 9, 2017

Lenny Dykstra has had himself a few days.

Earlier in the week, reader Matt sent me a screenshot of a Twitter exchange Lenny had with Brett McHenry in which he, surprisingly, didn’t proposition her for sex, but rather peppered her with deep, probing questions about the safety of her family in Florida:

Odd.

A day later, he responded to Lena Dunham’s latest attention-seeking SM missive, and oh boy did proposition the wrong one for sex:

It devolved from there.

Today, responding, I guess, to his raunchy exchange with Dunham where he encouraged her to take a ride on his space shuttle (ew), he issued a statement on feminism. Lenny Dykstra. I… don’t know what to say:

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15 Comments

  • Blood flow September 9, 2017 at 8:10 pm

    How’s the slot

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    • Some clodhopper down in griffin indiana September 10, 2017 at 7:58 am

      Kyle said he has never listened to the Stern Show. And yet he comments on Lenny ? Wow, did he miss the point?

      You have a bush? Prolly?

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      • actual radio insider September 10, 2017 at 8:02 am

        Does anybody still listen to Stern? I thought he went away in 98′? He couldn’t handle to pressure of terrestrial radio so he ran off to satellite for a tiny audience and very little pay.

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        • actual radio insider September 10, 2017 at 8:03 am

          Oh wait , he has 32 million listeners? And he makes $100 million per year? Oh never mind then.

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        • Had anal with Kyle September 10, 2017 at 10:30 am

          Seriously? His last 3 contracts at Sirius have made him well north of a billion dollars. What do you do again for a living to call that very little money?

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          • Actual radio insider September 10, 2017 at 11:15 am

            Satellite radio is dead. The future is in terrestrial radio and podcasts.

  • Kyle: September 9, 2017 at 8:47 pm

    It’s Britt. Not “Brett.” You even embedded her tweets. Her name is on this page multiple times and you called her “Brett.” Your “new” website is just as abysmal as the old one. Unless you dramatically improve content, new subscriptions will flatline and your investors won’t see substantial returns, if any. Readers will quickly tire of you covering the exact same topics WIP & The Fanatic discuss. Find a way to be creative and inventive, or risk stagnation and a reader exodus.

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    • Josh Innes' personal trainer September 9, 2017 at 9:05 pm

      the best way for this site to improve is if there was wayyy less Kyle involved

      Reply
  • Haste makes waste September 9, 2017 at 10:36 pm

    Now I know it’s not uncommon for ladies to have guy sounding names, however I had to do a double take reading the first paragraph to make sure my mind was toying with me. You have her name as Brett, but if you look at your embedded tweet, it’s Britt. Chalk it up to autocorrect I suppose

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  • Fred September 9, 2017 at 11:57 pm

    hearing rumors gargano got mcw pregnant but she went behind his back to get an abortion

    can anyone confirm

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    • Ewwww September 10, 2017 at 1:22 am

      Anthony Gargano looks like the spitting image of Gargamel from the smurfs so it only serves her(MCW) right by aborting his potentially ugly little fetus.

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    • actual radio insider September 10, 2017 at 8:00 am

      Can confirm 100% that this story is untrue. Ant , like Kyle, has a very low sperm count.

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  • Philly sports media blows September 10, 2017 at 8:33 am

    How does Geoff McLain get away with making up stories?

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    • Actual radio insider September 10, 2017 at 11:16 am

      Because he’s hung like a bear.

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  • Internet pedagogue September 10, 2017 at 9:49 am

    Were you doing shctickala with misspelling his first and last name? The Gogue frowns on that. Son, take your Goguing like a man.

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