I can see EVERYTHING. He isn’t even real. Bob thinks he looks like one of those mannequins at Dicks. I think he looks like GI Joe impregnated Frozone and out came a meathead with a curious obsession with coconut oil and VORP.
— Brian Kenny (@MrBrianKenny) November 9, 2017
If there’s not a Gabe Kapler shirtless night next year, the Phillies are doing it very wrong. Because oh that would feel so right.