I can see EVERYTHING. He isn’t even real. Bob thinks he looks like one of those mannequins at Dicks. I think he looks like GI Joe impregnated Frozone and out came a meathead with a curious obsession with coconut oil and VORP.
https://twitter.com/MrBrianKenny/status/928735126275612673
If there’s not a Gabe Kapler shirtless night next year, the Phillies are doing it very wrong. Because oh that would feel so right.
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As soon as I saw the title of this article, I knew it had to be Kyle’s.
Just the type of tanned and buff guy that will constantly cruise the #ayborhood, looking for action.
Next stop: Woody’s lounge.
Yea Kyle….when you work hard and lift weights you can look like a man. #kyleisbuiltlikeagirl
Frozone was skinny.
He all swole up!!!
He’s jacked , tan and juicy as fuck
Gym, Tan, Laundry
And in Philadelphia that’s worth $50
I’ll throw up more weight than Mr Tan Balls. Bench, squat, deads, let’s go
It takes like a minute to fix stuff like this, Kyle. Adjust gamma and vibrance levels…
http://i.imgur.com/pUJr9AZ.png
This guy ain’t Philly
How do you think Cuz feels that I have Carson on this morning?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The perfect storm rolls through!
Richard Sherman done for the year!
Zeke out for the next 6 games!
Aaron Rogers done!
And!!!!! The super bowl is in Minnesota, a stones throw away from Carson’s hometown of Fargo ND!!!!!
THIS IS IT!!!!!
I don’t like it. I like my baseball managers to be fat and out of shape because they’re all baseball 24/7 and have no time for anything else. Except maybe smoking and drinking.
Looks good, but kinda old for my liking…
That’s not coconut oil…
I wonder how your wife feels knowing that she married a ghey guy?
Call us
Signed,
NAMBLA
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