Get Tickets To Our Ugly Christmas Sweater Party

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1. Just saying

   1. Will this be an all WHITE christmas?

      If there’s no coal at this party, I might come by.
      Bourbon Blue’s food, especially their Blue Burger, is pretty good.

2. If there ain’t complementary bowls full of that high grade dank at this shindig, I’m sorry but it’s a no go for me, gotta have the Christmas trees…..

3. Nothing on Angelo picking against a monkey. Now that’s real entertainment. Shows why he’s ruled Philly sports radio for 20 years.

4. It’s a Christmas Party

5. I will be there performing my new single

6. I’ll be doing a set too!

7. Any puss going

8. I would say NO

9. Prolly not, but there’s a new Asian Massage parlor about 5 mins away in Roxborough. They have some insane talent there just off the boat

10. 9.9…. for an all-knowing, all-seeing millennial who consistently criticizes virtually anyone/anything (that doesn’t fit his “cool guy criteria”) for not being original or “cutting edge”, the best you could come up with is an Ugly Christmas Sweater Party?!?!?! Ugly Christmas Sweater parties were funny/interesting roughly 10-15 years ago…. when department stores begin selling something, there’s a good chance it’s no longer funny. Side note- anyone who attends this party (let alone PAYS)…. and isn’t either part of Kyle’s family or collects a pay check in his basement…. needs some serious self-examination. Said another way, if you read this while attending and aren’t in one of those two groups, you should leave immediately and go anywhere that has alcohol and will let you in (please remember to remove your “funny” sweater).

11. *that will let you in

12. This will give kyle an excuse to dress in his every day attire.

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