Get Your Tickets To Our Ugly Christmas Sweater Party at Bourbon Blue in Manayunk

Trust the party.

Get your tickets to our Ugly Christmas Sweater Party on Saturday, December 2 at Bourbon Blue in Manayunk. 8-12.

Tickets are $50 and gets you a 4-hour open bar with craft beer from our friends at Oskar Blues Brewery, domestic bottles, mixed drinks and wine. Get your ticket here. Your email confirmation will serve as your receipt– if you are buying more than one, make sure to have your entire group with you when you show up.

Obviously, you’re encouraged to look your most ridiculous. We will have our new Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt on-hand to buy, but if you get it online ahead of time you will receive a discount (stay tuned for that). There will also live music entertainment. Most of us from the site will be there. Bob may literally be wearing bells. We’ll also have some cool prices and giveaways, as well as live music, a raffle, and more.

Oskar Blues Brewery, brewers of Dale’s Pale Ale, the ‘Original Craft Beer in a can.’ First brewed in 1999 in the basement of his restaurant, Dale took his flagship beer and began canning it in 2002, long before the industry deemed it acceptable to put craft beer in a can. He believed cans were best for his beer because they kept the beer fresher, were more portable, easier to recycle, and it “made you feel American… drinkin’ a can of beer.” 15 years later, 1 in every 4 craft beers will be consumed out of a can. Cheers to Dale and Oskar Blues Brewery for pushing the boundaries of craft beer.

We’ll have more details in the coming week or so, but space is limited, so get your tickets now. You can buy them right here.

A note to subscribers: This is not our quarterly subscriber meet-up. Details will come soon on that. This is a full-blown holiday party open to all. But again, space is limited.

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  • Non existent person November 10, 2017 at 2:31 pm

    Count me in Kyle.

  • The Prof November 10, 2017 at 2:36 pm

    I own a brewery too you know

    • NFL HoFer Ray D November 11, 2017 at 9:15 pm

      Hey Prof, who has the best roast pork sandwich in Philly?

      • Zeke In Hawaii bitches! November 13, 2017 at 9:48 am

        Your wife

  • Paul Jolovitz Fan Club President November 10, 2017 at 2:47 pm

    Who is more welcome at this: Me Or Jack Posobiec?

    I know the answer but I’m asking anyway.

    • Globe troller November 10, 2017 at 9:08 pm

      Mark levin

  • Justin credible November 10, 2017 at 2:50 pm

    I hear the live music is just some choad in cargo shorts playing dave Matthews covers….

    • Wes November 10, 2017 at 3:19 pm

      Lol. Classic. You know it’s true too.

    • Kyle Scott November 11, 2017 at 11:18 pm

      What’s wrong with Dave Matthews?

      • Colin quinn November 12, 2017 at 10:04 am

        I don’t know, he’s just a little …. 1999?

        • Kyle Scott November 13, 2017 at 9:49 am

          Maybe I can get them to play some Madonna and Tiffany then.

  • Reality November 10, 2017 at 3:17 pm

    Ugly Christmas sweater party? Craft Beers? Weak

  • If you get the Stones I’ll come November 10, 2017 at 3:37 pm

    I’ll leave when they’re done playing.

  • Kyles Obvious OXY Addiction November 10, 2017 at 4:09 pm

    Kyle when will you grow up? Aren’t you too old for Manayunk ugly sweater parties and popping OXYs day in and day out?

  • Fart November 10, 2017 at 5:10 pm

    Will Coggin Toboggan be there? Can’t wait to read his next scintillating satirical take

  • Louie C K if I show my dick November 10, 2017 at 5:11 pm

    Boorrrring. Oh and Sixers suck. And sweater m gay.

  • Joe Younes November 10, 2017 at 8:22 pm

    I’ll be there, balls out, doing rails of that fish scale

  • Golden State is 14pt favorites over 6ixers on Saturday November 10, 2017 at 8:51 pm

    If Embiid plays the 6ixers are going to win outright. That’s right you heard what I said. Outright.

  • Sean braces hooker November 10, 2017 at 9:10 pm

    If you see him remind him don’t take credit cards

  • Dennenberg's Dumper November 10, 2017 at 10:18 pm

    Mixed drinks is a bit vague. If i want a drink with vodka, does the $50 get me Ketel One, or just the rail stuff like Vladimir?

  • bullet force November 11, 2017 at 2:17 am

    Cans were best for his beer because they kept the beer fresher!

  • REALIST November 11, 2017 at 3:29 am

    Get ready for typical Philly racist comments in 3….2…1….

  • Joe younis November 11, 2017 at 7:46 am

    All praise ala !

    • Johnny Dakota fondled me in his hotel suite in 1989 November 11, 2017 at 6:49 pm

      I giggled.

  • Hold out November 11, 2017 at 7:48 am

    Kyle, will the live acoustic guy play any Coldplay? Or just Dave Matthews stuff?

    • Kyle Scott November 13, 2017 at 9:51 am

      He’ll play all shitty millenial/genX crap like coldplay, nickelback, stone temple pilots, dave matthews, nirvana and all that
      washed up bullshit that we know won’t be around in 10 years.

  • Interesting, Golden State has a 5:30pm start time for all Saturday night home games November 11, 2017 at 12:09 pm

    That is a strange starting time for games. They are want fans to forgo dinner and go right to the game. Maybe it’s so parents can bring small children but seeing how expensive tickets are it’s not exactly kid friendly. If your on a budget and have two small children your talking about $500 after tickets and food.
    I guess it’s for wealthy families. No more cheap tickets at Oracle. It’s the hottest ticket in town.

  • Special guests include: November 11, 2017 at 3:21 pm

    C K

    And other mystery guests yet to be announced…

    Intimate meet and greets in a private room are available

    • Coz Carson November 11, 2017 at 11:22 pm

      Bush Sr and Cataldi that fucking creep moaning and groaning over strippers 1/3 of his age labeled as wingettes is a fucking pervert.

    • Bill Clinton November 12, 2017 at 10:25 am

      I’m the fucking OG, R3COGNIZE!!!!

  • Nice effort by Sixers November 11, 2017 at 11:47 pm

    Brett Brown forgot to tell the team that NBA games are not 2 1/2 quarters. If Iggy would have played Golden State would have won by 30.

  • The new McNabb November 12, 2017 at 6:35 am

    Joel is beginning to get as annoying as McNabb. Never serious, always trying to make a stupid joke, never makes a big play when it’s needed, disappears in the big moment.

    Million dollar body and a 5 cent head.

    • Johnny dakota November 12, 2017 at 8:16 am

      You make a good point. I hope you’re wrong though.

  • Kyle’s college girlfriend November 12, 2017 at 8:19 am

    I didn’t mind his small penis. But I had to hold back laughing whenever he would ask me to cum on my tits… he shot such a small load, it was pointless. Poor guy.

  • I’m the winner November 12, 2017 at 9:19 am

    I’m going to wear a sweater with Rweewa’s face on it.

  • Unicorn>The Process November 12, 2017 at 2:28 pm

    Looks like it’s last year’s Christmas Collection. Could’ve at least updated the sweater to say “Please, Try To Trust The Process”

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