Lane Johnson’s Dog Mask is Completely Out of Stock

“We don’t know when or if this item will be back in stock.”

That’s what you get when you search Amazon for the “novelty Halloween party latex animal dog head mask German Shepherd ” that Lane Johnson and Chris Long wore after Saturday’s playoff win.

The masks were going for $10.99 online before selling out. It looks like there are a couple left on Ebay, but this guy sold his entire stock at $35.00:

There are a few other masks floating around on Ebay for $9.99, but they’re not the same as the ones the Birds wore on Saturday. They ship from China and Hong Kong and wouldn’t get to you until late January or early February anyway.

If you do wanna go that route, there are two more of these jawns on Amazon:

Close enough?

Or nah?

By the way, I love the line that says, “fits most adult heads.” And it’s 100% natural latex from Malaysia. And you see through “the dog mask’s the mouth holes.”

Anyway, this is how the American economy works. Item is in demand, item sells out, people who actually have the item mark it up by 400%. If you don’t like it, you can git out:

By the way, you’re more than welcome to wear them on Sunday:

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  • 12$ or i'll break your knuckles. January 15, 2018 at 1:38 pm

    WOW, thats awesome. 23 of these sold.
    I’m going to quit my job and sell on ebay.
    or maybe just become and ebay ‘shark’ and charge over the top rates for doing virtually nothing.

    • johnmatrix January 15, 2018 at 2:53 pm

      so 21 more than kyles shirts sold.

  • Rita Huus January 15, 2018 at 1:49 pm

    I don’t need one

    • Angelo’s fake laugh January 15, 2018 at 2:01 pm


  • Jim Ross barbecue January 15, 2018 at 1:56 pm

    Funniest eagles team ever

  • Alpha January 15, 2018 at 2:39 pm

    I bought mine 14.5 seconds after seeing the one on Johnson on TV. Got it for 12.99.

  • Dave Spadario's weird obsession with male genitalia January 15, 2018 at 2:45 pm

    I have a dog ball mask, anybody want to try it on?

  • sad they banned spuds from the locker room January 15, 2018 at 2:57 pm

    Who has a smaller bulge? Kyle or Case Keenum?

  • cleveland browns fans January 15, 2018 at 3:02 pm

    That whole dog-mask thing hasn’t really worked out well for us.

  • chet January 15, 2018 at 3:10 pm

    No mention of the Eagles fan face fucking on the subway after the game? Video is all over the net

    • richard christy January 15, 2018 at 3:14 pm

      That chick has some big feet.


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