Maurice Jones-Drew Gives the Vikings the Edge, Doesn’t Really Explain Why

MJD was a damn good player back in the day.

Three Pro Bowls, two All-Pro selections, 11,000 scrimmage yards and 79 touchdowns. The Jags were crap back then, but he wasn’t.

His TV punditry does not seem to match his on-field excellence, at least judging from this clip below, where he gives the Minnesota Vikings the “edge” in every category while not really offering much explanation:

Yea, it’s not exactly a lengthy, round-table discussion, but whatever. It’s a quick-hitting segment. The producer was probably in someone’s ear yelling, “WRAP! WRAP!”

But I transcribed part of the exchange for you:

Maurice Jones-Drew: “You know, this is going to be a great balance of power, because this crown that I have from earlier in the show is.. I feel like we could do this without touching the screen. Let’s start with the rush offense though. I get LeGarrette Blount, Jay Ajayi, Corey Clement, those guys have been doing a great job. But Jerick McKinnon and Latavius Murray have been doing an awesome job.

Elliot Harrison: “It’s pretty even.”

MJD: “Yea, it is pretty even. But with that being said, I feel like the Vikings are more committed to the run, and they want to run the ball, so we’re gonna give this to (them). But before we do, don’t touch it, we’re all going to do the Skol clap together. Ready? 1, 2, 3, Skol! Oh it worked, oh my goodness (arrow appears next to Minnesota).

MJD went ahead and gave the Vikings the edge in passing because of Adam Thielen and Stefon Diggs. The rush defense wins for being “phenomenal” and he just names a bunch of guys to explain why the pass defense is better (it is).

As far as coaching, it sounded like he was about to give credit to future NFL Coach of the Year Doug Pederson, before the other guy sort of cut him off and said, “you’ve got to go with Mike Zimmer.”

No, you don’t have to go with Mike Zimmer. You can choose whomever you want. It’s a free country.

“Keep hating.”

Tell ’em, Colleen.

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17 Comments

  • Clarence January 18, 2018 at 2:36 pm

    Why are the palms and bottoms of black peoples feet white?

    Reply
    • Kiera Missanelli January 18, 2018 at 2:43 pm

      What you should be concerned about is why the tops of Colleen Wolfes thighs are touching.
      She’s getting a little pounchy there abouts.

      Daddy still thinks i’m snowwhite.

      Reply
    • Nat E January 18, 2018 at 5:11 pm

      Because the black rubbed off while they were
      hogtying, triple teaming and cleaning your dope fiend old lady’s pipes?
      Just a guess….

      Reply
      • Indian Creek January 19, 2018 at 3:34 am

        Speaking of hoes with ZERO thigh gap…….

        Reply
  • PIZZA MIKE January 18, 2018 at 2:46 pm

    Sorry, but a grown black man should not a a hyphenated last name.
    Plus he ain’t got now rings or playoffs experience.
    That right there makes him a pussy and his opinion worth less than a pile of fresh dog shit.

    Reply
  • Favorite Philly Media Personality? January 18, 2018 at 2:50 pm

    1. Aton Shander
    2. Joe Younes
    3. Leslie Goodell

    Reply
  • my list... January 18, 2018 at 2:53 pm

    1) Ava G.
    2) Natty Egg
    3) The Late MCW

    Reply
    • Big Fan of Ava G January 18, 2018 at 3:11 pm

      Really turns me on the way she says Tasty Cakes Studios in trashy south jersey accent!

      Reply
    • Anthony Gargano January 18, 2018 at 3:15 pm

      Ava sounds like she’s going to eat the microphone. You can just tell she’s a fat hog. I would still do stuff to her because of my low self-esteem.

      Reply
      • go for it January 18, 2018 at 3:23 pm

        roll her in flour and hit the wet mark.

        Reply
    • Cannoli King of South Jersey January 18, 2018 at 5:14 pm

      Sorry bro’.
      Ava G is nothing more than a white trash porker showing off her junk to get attention.
      Can you imagine waking up to THAT face every day?

      And you can’t afford Natalie E. So you’ll have to stick with blowing gargano.

      Reply
      • Turd burglar January 18, 2018 at 5:45 pm

        Ava is the perfect example of a butterface. I could motorboat those tits but man that face is ugly. She’s a girl that u need the lights off to properly cum.

        Reply
        • Indian Creek January 19, 2018 at 3:35 am

          I heard she only does tha brothas yo….

          Reply
  • right? January 18, 2018 at 3:14 pm

    and the 2 pack a day habit

    Reply
  • The mice in reens deli January 18, 2018 at 5:08 pm

    Gonzo’s wife looking good in them jeans. Would not mind locking her p & a.

    Also mjd is a fat pig

    Reply
  • Huge fan of Shirley who calls Angelo January 18, 2018 at 5:32 pm

    Amazing how nfl just hire these loser ex players who do absolutely zero homework . Disgrace These dudes get jobs over young reporters

    Reply
  • Fankford and Cottman January 19, 2018 at 8:48 am

    MJD also continuously said Goff was better than Wentz. Dude never really provides an explanation because he knows that it won’t make sense.

    Reply
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