Bryan Braman Urged His Teammates to Rip the Intestines out of the Patriots and Keep Them as Trophies

Are you dragging this morning? Hitting that championship wall? Well, give a listen to Bryan Braman get his teammates JACKED UP before the Super Bowl last night, courtesy of Mychal Kendricks’ Instagram account.

Intestines, we’ll turn them inside out. They’re going to be hanging out next to the fucking banner in the Linc. LET’S GO. I DON’T HEAR YALL. LET’S GO.

Hey, I’m looking for a mother fucking pink puff of smoke out the back of the next mother fucker’s head that you all take off. Let’s go. Eagles kill! 1-2-3, EAGLES KILL. LET’S GO.

Holy shit. HOLY SHIT. I am ready to run through a brick wall and chokeslam my boss in the parking lot after listening to that. How did the Eagles not win by 100?

I’m fairly certain Malcolm Jenkins took Braman’s speech to heart and eviscerated Brandin Cooks’ brain into a fine pink mist that is still seeping of his ears.

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4 Comments

  • Cuz and mike miss said foles is a stiff February 5, 2018 at 10:06 am

    Love braman. He’s the eagles hockey goon

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  • MTLviaLanghorne February 5, 2018 at 11:07 am

    “I’m fairly certain Malcolm Jenkins took Braman’s speech to heart and eviscerated Brandin Cooks’ brain into a fine pink mist that is still seeping of his ears.”

    WTF is that. Making fun of a head injury. You’re a douche

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    • Phil Theecolards February 5, 2018 at 12:00 pm

      MTLviaLanghorne…please shut the fuck up snowflake.

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    • Bleeding Green February 5, 2018 at 6:46 pm

      I didn’t make fun of it, I LOVED it. Enjoyed watching live, and a hundred times after. This is war. Everyone of these men know what they signed up for, and they secretly relish every bit of it. Just like we do. You and the rest of the weaklings on the Left need to crawl back to your safe space and STAY there.

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