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- February 8, 2018
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Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He works sans pants.
Where are Cuz, Boo, and Jimmy Head watching the parade?
I just got my dick sucked by the Delco skank in the Wentz jersey! Fly eagles fly
You can cross “got my dick sucked by a cross dressing guy” off your bucket list.
On getting an STD.
“She was hotter than a Bradford White water heater from my good friends at Landis Block.” -Jaws
Is Eytan at the parade or is he celebrating in NY/CT with his family?
Just saw Eyton takin a leak. Wow, he’s still 5 inches soft and it’s freezing outside.
Shander is killing it today. The chicks are all over him. Must be nice having such a huge hog.
Shander is a fucking choad.
can merrill reese technically be considered a midget or dwarf? hmmm
Merrill Reese is 5’8 asswipe.
You don’t insult Merrill Reese.
sounds like you might be a little man yourself. 5’6″ maybe?
this has to be the worst running commentary attempt i’ve ever seen…did your internet go out kyle?
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