Did Not See This Macaulay Culkin Tweet Coming

There are a lot of things that will throw you for a loop in sports. Rick Pitino preferring to have sex on the floor of an Italian restaurant, for example, was expected yet still somehow shocking. Nick Foles allegedly having a comically big dong is another thing that will rock your world. But sometimes even the most teflon-ed blogger gets caught off-guard by a truly unexpected phenomenon. Where’s Kevin? Ah! There he is– and he’s an Eagles fan:

I can’t for the life of me find it, but I swear we had previously posted a pic of him wearing an Eagles or Phillies hat.

This was a fairly well-executed joke slash punch line as well. Combine it with his pseudo makeover, and maybe Macaulay Culkin is off whatever Michael Jackson inspired drugs he was on and back with us. It’s the circle of life for child stars: Unimaginable success. Divorce from parents. The depths of darkness and sorrow (abuse at the hands of a monster optional). “Hey, he doesn’t look that bad.” Boom, self-effacing humor en route to a well-publicized return to normalcy. Just ask Drew Barrymore– it can be done. Good to have you back, McCauley, it’s pretty cool you didn’t burn the place down.


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  1. I wasn’t sure what to make of that tweet before reading this. Very helpful. Hope you have a relaxing rest of the week. See you next Monday.

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