Alshon Jeffery Creeps on Howie Roseman’s Workout

Howie Roseman does not stop. When he’s not dunking on opposing general managers, constructing championship rosters, and waving his, uh, magic wand around as he performs his salary cap wizardry, the man is up in the gym getting in a good sweat. From Alshon Jeffery’s Instagram story this morning:

Body by Howie. I love the modesty at the end. He’s not working out for show or glory. You won’t see him on Instagram taking progress pics to rack up the likes from adoring and willing fans. No. He’s putting in that early morning work because he knows the body is a temple, and it must be at peak condition in order to optimize the mind’s capabilities. That’s how you dominate at life.

As for the workout, I’ll be honest–I have no idea what he’s doing here. It’s like a cross between a triceps throw down, and some type of sensual yet commanding thrust. Whatever. I like it, I trust it, and I will immediately incorporate it into my bi-monthly workouts moving forward.

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4 Comments

  • Kemoslobe April 30, 2018 at 1:32 pm

    Whatever it is there are 31 other GMs that will be doing it soon.

  • serious question... April 30, 2018 at 1:52 pm

    who fills the gym shorts better???? Boy Howie or Kyle

    • Sean brace April 30, 2018 at 2:43 pm

      Bro, Howie be showin mad bulge son.

  • Richard Simmons May 1, 2018 at 1:22 pm

    WTF? Looks like Alshon wants to bone Howie in the a$$…….fucking MO

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