Dallas Takes Another L

Ho hum, another Philly team beat the crap out of a Dallas squad.

This time it was your Fusion boys who just obliterated the most sorry ass group of gamers ever assembled, cruising by the Dallas Fuel 3-1 in last night’s Overwatch League matchup.

I watched a few of the clips and I have no idea what’s going on, just a lot of flashing lights and some British guy getting really excited:

American guy: “Everybody is so spread out for the Philadelphia Fusion. You’ll get a touch…”

British guy: “STILL (inaudible) UP! He still can use the graviton and now we’re in overtime! Self-destruct on the point! No chance for the Dallas Fuel!”

That’s wild.

Let’s check in on the standings real quick:

Look at your Fusion, hovering just above .500 and fighting for the last playoff spot.

Dallas, of course, sucks.

They’ve managed one win this entire season and they’ve only won nine maps total. That’s piss poor. If I was a Fuel fan, I’d be LIVID. Their Overwatch team is just as bad as the Cowboys, Mavs, and Rangers. The Stars were okay this year, I guess, but who really cares about ice hockey in Texas?



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  • ron burgundy May 3, 2018 at 9:35 am

    Great story. Compelling, and rich.

  • esports are the future May 3, 2018 at 9:36 am

    Shadowburn on dat Tracer though… feelsgoodman

  • esports are the future May 3, 2018 at 9:40 am

    Before anyone makes the Mom’s Basement argument let me just remind you that Sumail made $2,401,426.34 playing Dota 2 in 2016.

  • Mom's Basement May 3, 2018 at 9:56 am

    Makes about as much sense as cricket.

  • Kyle's Scott May 3, 2018 at 10:44 am

    What the fuck is this?

    • Frank Rizzo May 3, 2018 at 12:20 pm

      This is much better than an in depth analysis of say…. a recent super bowl winning team’s recent draft picks?

      • Kevin Kinkead May 3, 2018 at 1:06 pm

        we did that story you dope

  • reality May 3, 2018 at 12:02 pm

    Who gives a fuck…bunch of guys beating off….fuck off

  • Huh? May 3, 2018 at 3:45 pm

    What sport is this? I seriously don’t know…

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