Patriots Fan Tries to Slide Into Lane Johnson’s DMs, Gets Obliterated

Kevin Kinkead - May 15, 2018

A Patriots fan tried to send Lane Johnson a direct message on Instagram, calling him a “fat bitch” and telling him to “shut the fuck up.”

It went about as well as you could expect:

“I’m not fat, I’m big boned.”

Looks like Johnson took the Twitter link down, but the Instagram post is still up. Not sure why I edited her name out, guess I felt bad for the poor woman.

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Kevin has been covering Philadelphia sports since 2009. He spent seven years in the CBS 3 sports department and started on the Union beat during the team's 2010 inaugural season. A graduate of Boyertown High School and West Virginia University, his past bylines include PhillyVoice, Philly Views, MLSSoccer.com, Philadelphiaunion.com, the Canadian Press, and the Philly Soccer Page. email - kevin@crossingbroad.com

5 Comments

  • CB TMZ May 15, 2018 at 6:44 pm

    Wow really rich story!

    Congrats Kinker, you’re a glorified Buzzfeed blogger.

    Reply
    • Kevin Kinkead May 15, 2018 at 7:47 pm

      yet here you are, visiting the website

      Reply
  • 4 for 4 guy (100% all in on cuz & the meat locker) May 15, 2018 at 6:54 pm

    Lane Johnson is a meat

    Reply
  • Dave Spadaro May 15, 2018 at 7:15 pm

    Lane is certainly perportionate. 6 inches soft , good girth. Easily 9 inches hard.

    Reply
  • Seriously May 15, 2018 at 7:32 pm

    Who’s “the cuz”? Missanelli?

    Reply

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