Patriots Fan Tries to Slide Into Lane Johnson’s DMs, Gets Obliterated

A Patriots fan tried to send Lane Johnson a direct message on Instagram, calling him a “fat bitch” and telling him to “shut the fuck up.”

It went about as well as you could expect:

“I’m not fat, I’m big boned.”

Looks like Johnson took the Twitter link down, but the Instagram post is still up. Not sure why I edited her name out, guess I felt bad for the poor woman.

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Kevin Kinkead
Kevin Kinkead
Kevin has been writing about Philadelphia sports since 2009. He spent seven years in the CBS 3 sports department and started on the Union beat during the team's 2010 inaugural season. He went to Boyertown High School and West Virginia University and past bylines include Philly Voice, Philly Views, MLSSoccer.com, Philadelphiaunion.com, the Canadian Press, and the Philly Soccer Page. email - kevin@crossingbroad.com
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5 Responses

  1. Wow really rich story!

    Congrats Kinker, you’re a glorified Buzzfeed blogger.

  3. Lane is certainly perportionate. 6 inches soft , good girth. Easily 9 inches hard.

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