Patriots Fan Tries to Slide Into Lane Johnson’s DMs, Gets Obliterated

A Patriots fan tried to send Lane Johnson a direct message on Instagram, calling him a “fat bitch” and telling him to “shut the fuck up.”

It went about as well as you could expect:

“I’m not fat, I’m big boned.”

Looks like Johnson took the Twitter link down, but the Instagram post is still up. Not sure why I edited her name out, guess I felt bad for the poor woman.


5 Responses

  1. Wow really rich story!

    Congrats Kinker, you’re a glorified Buzzfeed blogger.

  2. Lane is certainly perportionate. 6 inches soft , good girth. Easily 9 inches hard.

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