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What the Hell is this?

Brandi Chastain is a two-time World Cup winner and two-time Olympic gold medalist who played 192 games for the United States national team.
She was accepted into the Bay Area Hall of Fame recently with a bronze plaque featuring an image that looks nothing like her:
This Brandi Chastain plaque is bad. Really bad. https://t.co/5fcX6sVxFj pic.twitter.com/lOY8Npo1CR
— The Sporting News (@sportingnews) May 22, 2018
Holy hell! How does this happen?
It’s like the Ben Simmons bobblehead, the one that looks like Luther Vandross.
Brandi was a trooper and took some pictures with the plaque anyway:
Our very own @brandichastain was inducted into the Bay Area Hall of Fame tonight. Congratulations Brandi! #StampedeTogether pic.twitter.com/tIbEqJqVNa
— Santa Clara Women's Soccer (@SCUWomensSoccer) May 22, 2018
Personally, I think it kind of looks like Aunt Lydia from the Handmaid’s Tale. GREAT show on Hulu right now, watch it if you have time:
Some other thoughts:
https://twitter.com/davisjsn/status/998888836372496384
Was the Brandi Chastain plaque maker craving Wendy's when they made this? pic.twitter.com/NwA26DItFe
— CogginToboggan (@CogginToboggan) May 22, 2018
Brandi Chastain’s plaque looks like someone tried to imagine Babe Ruth doing the @chrissyteigen face. pic.twitter.com/KujRc44KQH
— TCB (@TenCentBeers) May 22, 2018
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Kevin has been writing about Philadelphia sports since 2009. He spent seven years in the CBS 3 sports department and started with the Union during the team's 2010 inaugural season. He went to the academic powerhouses of Boyertown High School and West Virginia University. email - k.kinkead@sportradar.com