Julian Edelman Is Suspended Four Games For Using PEDs

The Eagles killed the Patriots.

Julian Edelman is facing a four-game suspension for violating the league’s substance policy. He is appealing the decision. This comes out just as Tom Brady returns to official team workouts.

I can’t believe the Patriots cheated.

Fun wrinkle: Edelman uses Tom Brady’s health guru, Alex Guerrero, whom he called “Mr. Miyagi” in April:

“There’s always going to be those types of things,” Edelman said of Guerrero last November. “If it helps you, then it helps you and Tom [Brady] is a living proof of how that has helped his career. I am a huge advocate of it. I feel like it helps me with a lot of my stuff and I like consulting with Alex and those guys over there because I’ve seen through a lot of the rehabs that they have done and that it’s been unbelievable.”

Wax on, wax off, wax… right the fuck in your buttock with this needle. I’m speculating on how that went down.

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9 Responses

  1. holy crap

  2. Eagles killed the Patriots? What game were you watching? Patriots went up and down the field at will accumulating the most offense in SB history.
    The Eagles won on two iffy TD’s and 1 huge defensive play.
    Great win by Eagles, but don’t tell me they killed them.
    Just makes you look foolish.

    1. Exactly. Well said. Kyle is a moron. And has an obsession with the Patriots. He’s a flat out loser.

  3. 4 games… That’s nothing… Hold my beer…

    **edit… Got my drug cheats mixed up. I’m just use to typing Lance instead of Lane

  4. They might only win 11 games next season.

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