Gender reveal parties have become the hot trend over the past few years. They tend to be pretty standard fare. Show up, drink 12 beers, and eat some cheeses with a toothpick while the couple hits a piñata, cuts a cake, or pops a balloon to see if pink or blue dust comes out. Whatever. Generally, I like to time up a solid three-minute piss like I’m Jimmy Dugan from A League of Their Own at the exact time of the reveal, so as to ensure I miss one member of the couple hiding their inevitable disappointment with the outcome.
Obviously, I’m pretty lukewarm on the idea of the gender reveal concept, but I have to say, Twitter user @DonnyFootball93 and some of his friends came up with a pretty damn good reveal idea, and I 100% respect it:
The low snap almost botched the whole thing, but it was a nice recovery by the bro playing the part of Corey Clement to save it. Solid execution on the throw and catch. Touchdown. Girl.
According to The Daily Philadelphian, the parents-to-be are Matt Noble and Alex Paynter. Good job all around here, and congrats on the big day.