Struggling Pro Gamer Dumps Smoking Hot Girlfriend to Focus on Career

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This is, by far, my favorite story of the week.

I think it’s real, but who the hell knows. Maybe it’s just a publicity stunt. Either way, I’m in.

Apparently this guy “FaZe Censor,” real name Doug Martin, is a professional Call of Duty player, but he’s been having a rough go of it recently, kind of like Danica Patrick’s entire NASCAR career. So he did what any sensible and committed pro would do – he broke up with his meteorologist girlfriend Yanet Garcia to focus on his craft.

From the New York Post:

Announcing the decision on YouTube, the 23-year-old revealed that he and Garcia, 26, had split up, saying, “I don’t have time for a girlfriend.”

He went on to say that he needed to focus on playing “Call of Duty,” and would be playing the next iteration in the franchise, “Black Ops IV,” full-time while she was “doing that job over there.”

Garcia — known as “the world’s sexiest weathergirl” — grew her global legion of fans during the World Cup as she supported her native Mexico.

Martin has struggled this year, missing out on the first stage of the “Call of Duty World League” before signing up with a different team that had secured a place in Stage 2 to ensure he got there.

Listen, we’ve all been there before. I think we can all relate. Sometimes you just don’t have enough time for your stunningly hot girlfriend, so you have to call it quits and turn attention to your career instead.

It was difficult, but I think FaZe Censor made the right decision here.


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  • Memories margate fan July 24, 2018 at 4:42 pm

    What a moron . I’d be eating her rear end every chance I get

    • Reality July 24, 2018 at 4:55 pm

      What a Pu$$y….Him..hers aint bad though

    • Ropes Guy July 25, 2018 at 2:47 am

      The cuz probably already blessed her face with his thick hot ropes. Everyone loves the cuz.

      • 4 for 4 all day everyday July 25, 2018 at 6:17 am

        The cuz probably has chicks begging him to eat his ass

  • terry silver July 24, 2018 at 4:51 pm

    if i know one thing about hot women, it’s that they love guys who play video games

  • 4 for 4 July 24, 2018 at 5:24 pm

    Cuz gets way better chicks than her. Cuz is the MAN!!!

    • Also 4 for 4 July 24, 2018 at 5:27 pm

      Cuz considers her about a 5.

  • Me July 24, 2018 at 5:28 pm

    Man I want to eat her ass twice a day. I don’t even care if she’s clean back there or not.

  • Bob Wankel’s Shiny Eight-head July 24, 2018 at 5:51 pm

    Any news on subscriber only parties where we can rub elbows with the likes of talent like Russ, Kinky and Philip with one L?

    Tyler Trumbauer’s blog is so much better than this one.

  • Esports are the Present July 24, 2018 at 5:54 pm

    The real story is she refused to move into his mom’s basement, but it doesn’t matter because he has tail lining up out the door. There are plenty of other girls that he also has no idea how to please.

  • I’m gay..... July 24, 2018 at 6:23 pm

    And I’d love to feast on this chick’s box. This gamer be crazy, yo.

  • Big fan of the 4 for 4 lifestyle July 24, 2018 at 6:32 pm

    I’d love to lick her butt hole after she had a long day at the news studio . Cuz has to look down on a nerd gamer

  • Wood yi July 24, 2018 at 6:47 pm

    I would do her.

  • comment awaiting approval July 24, 2018 at 7:22 pm

    I’d still take Kristen Rodgers over her any day of the week.

  • Help me July 24, 2018 at 10:06 pm

    Riveting story at this journalistic rag

  • Joe DeCamera turned her down July 24, 2018 at 10:43 pm

    He’s still waiting for the perfect woman.

  • Truth July 25, 2018 at 7:56 am

    I know why he dumped her….

    Eytan Shander bored her out last summer.

    It’s gata be like throwing a tictac in a bucket right now.

    • Bobo from florida July 25, 2018 at 8:31 am

      The Cuz don’t got that problem. His big thick 10 incher fills em up.

  • Ropes Guy July 25, 2018 at 8:33 am

    The cuz is killing it today as always. Everyone loves the cuz. I’m already pumped for the meat locker tomorrow! The cuz is philly.

    • Average joe July 25, 2018 at 8:39 am

      Me too bro. Everyone loves the Cuz!

  • esports are the future July 25, 2018 at 10:28 am

    Pro gamers getting hot chicks is nothing new. Buddy of mine who was a StarCraft Professional and now does WH40k and streams on Twitch is married to a former Ms. Oregon.

    The fat guy in the basement stereotype is worse than the Black “running QB”

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