Taryn Hatcher Signs Off “Hawaii Now” Before Making Cross Continent Journey Into Your Hearts

New NBC Sports Philly roving reporter Taryn Hatcher signed off her Hawaiian TV station last night (or today, I’m bad at timezones). She’ll be headed back home to Philly.

Caution: There’s a lot of Hawaii in this video:

Also, can we talk about this blockhead and his clap at 1:10?

+262 Taryn doesn’t make it back here and winds up in this guy’s freezer cut into 1,000 slices, each arranged in a way so as to position her as she was in his favorite outtake:

Hot flash no more, my little peanut butter cup. Hot flash no more.

Oh well, this is Taryn Hatcher. Can’t wait to meet her. If we get to meet her.

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16 Comments

  • Ron burgundy July 12, 2018 at 8:29 am

    Great story. Compelling, and rich.

    Reply
  • Dash Eight July 12, 2018 at 8:33 am

    Between the time she signed off and the time she arrives, AMY FADOOL KANE will have made 239 on-air mistakes

    AFK continues to be the biggest frauds in broadcasting history.

    You know
    You know
    You know
    Right?
    Um
    You know
    Right
    You know

    Reply
    • Amy dafool July 12, 2018 at 8:38 am

      The secret is marry your producer, then you can scarf down that postgame C&P buffet without remorse while you watch your colleagues get fired one by one.

      Reply
  • Harry Assment July 12, 2018 at 9:02 am

    Beware of “Greeks” bearing gifts

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  • So what's the deal here July 12, 2018 at 9:20 am

    You go from covering a college football team ranked around 120 and doing surfing reports to a top 5 market covering the World Champions. How does that work.

    Reply
  • Seymour Butz July 12, 2018 at 9:34 am

    Damn – Molly Sullivan never had a chance. They wanted to bring in some hot ass to replace her and they did! Woo!!!!

    Reply
  • Wood yi July 12, 2018 at 9:52 am

    I would do her.

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    • Dead Evil Dave Letterman July 12, 2018 at 8:49 pm

      Me too

      Reply
  • Oh Jay July 12, 2018 at 9:54 am

    She’s good! Watch out!

    Reply
  • Hoops from one crazy summer July 12, 2018 at 10:21 am

    Huge upgrade over molly . Hope she befriends Kristen Rogers & hit the town up while Instagram living. Something I’d love to jo tooooooo

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    • bobcat goldthwaite July 12, 2018 at 12:47 pm

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

      get me outta this suit……I got some blow to do!

      Reply
  • Shady's CTE July 12, 2018 at 10:47 am

    I can hardly wait to get my hands on her

    Reply
  • hmmm July 12, 2018 at 10:59 am

    I wonder if she bleaches her bung hole?

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    • Jillian Mele's bleached asshole July 12, 2018 at 7:42 pm

      She called me for referrals.

      Reply
  • Larry July 12, 2018 at 11:19 am

    Ever notice only Kyle handles all the creepy chick stories? No one else wants that on their resume.

    Reply
  • Hextall's Glasses July 12, 2018 at 12:31 pm

    That man’s clapping/face gave me autism.

    Reply
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