Don't Call it a Comeback

This is old news that I missed yesterday because I was watching Aaron Rodgers obliterate my fantasy team, but apparently Andrew Bynum wants a National Basketball Association return:

Former Lakers two-time champion and All-Star Andrew Bynum has hired representation in attempts of NBA comeback at age of 30 and scheduling team workouts before training camps.

— Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania) September 9, 2018

Bynum, of course, is a 76ers legend, having scored 0 points in 0 games. He later went to the Cleveland Cavaliers and Indiana Pacers, where he contributed nothing.

That’s it.

That’s my entire story.