Oh, hello there. Aaron Nola won his 17th game in what was his final start of a brilliant 2018 season. The Phillies also snapped their losing streak at nine games.

Meh.

I drop in not to talk baseball, but to bring you the lone September Phillies-related highlight:

Both teams have the mascot game on lock. Top notch. Now, if only we could say the same about their rosters. Zing. Commence the offseason.