I saw this on Twitter a few minutes ago and thought it was just a shit post from a fan, but apparently not.

This guy has 35,000 followers and covers the Cowboys for DallasNews.com, which I think is their Philly.com:


What the hell.


I’ve got an idea….

Here’s a cool play he could show offensive coordinator Scott Linehan and head ball coach Jason Garrett:

“There’s a beautiful banana. Doesn’t it look like a banana, Mike?”

He should teach the Cowboys how to do Spider 2 Y Banana.

The Eagles better study the film and prepare for it.