The Pipe Bomb Guy Appears to be a Deranged Soccer Fan

via Twitter

Unless you’re living under a rock, you’ve been paying attention to the “suspicious packages” that were mailed to prominent Democrats and Hollywood types over the past 36 hours.

A suspect was taken into custody this morning, a 56 year old man named Cesar Sayoc. Dude I guess drives this van or owns this van, which was parked at an auto parts store where he was picked up by the feds:

Let’s take a closer look at the van:

Let’s zoom in a bit…

“Top Soccer Recruits for Trump”

What the hell?

There’s also a U.S. Soccer sticker on the back of the van and a mini soccer diatribe about college ball:

“Soccer the greatest sport.” 

Just when you thought 2018 couldn’t get any weirder, the pipe bomb mailer appears to be some sort of right wing soccer nut who hates liberals. And he’s definitely gotta be a pro/rel truther:

Yep, definitely a pro/rel guy.

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12 Comments

  • Dabo Swinney October 26, 2018 at 12:28 pm

    Holy shit look at that hair

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    • SH October 26, 2018 at 1:18 pm

      it looks like it’s drawn on with mascara

      Reply
  • Natalie E's Sweaty Thong October 26, 2018 at 12:54 pm

    Judging a book by its cover – he seems enthusiastic for Cocoa Puffs.

    Agree with Dabo – there is something magical about his hair. Like it was drawn on with a magic marker magical…

    Reply
  • Paul Jolovitz Fan Club President October 26, 2018 at 1:36 pm

    Toldja

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  • Delaware River Rat October 26, 2018 at 1:39 pm

    A liberal…i knew it…possibly Antifa

    Reply
  • Test October 26, 2018 at 1:41 pm

    Hello

    Reply
  • False Flag October 26, 2018 at 1:42 pm

    Nope, not a right wing nut. A liberal paid by Soros to make the Republicans look bad. Wake up, sheeple!!!!

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    • Arthur October 26, 2018 at 3:33 pm

      Correct!

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    • The dude October 26, 2018 at 4:28 pm

      BRACE YOURSELVES CHUDS, FACTS INCOMING! turns out it was a redcap ABORT ABORT EXECUTE CONSPIRACY THEORY THRUSTERS, ENGAGE WHATABOUTISM MODULE sir none of those are working he literally has whackadoo trump shit all over his car QUICK BLAME SOROS ITS OUR ONLY HOPE.

      LMFAO you people are hilarious, good luck at the polls next month CHUD

      Reply
  • He’s a Tar Heels fan October 26, 2018 at 1:53 pm

    What did you expect.

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  • Registered Republican October 26, 2018 at 3:06 pm

    No surprise. So much for the Limbaugh conspiracy.

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  • No no no October 27, 2018 at 10:17 am

    Don’t you see? These shifty liberals have been registered as republicans, talking and acting and raising money like right-wing fanatics for many many years JUST TO FOOL YOU! And it WORKED! Can’t you see, it’s so simple? Don’t believe anything you see, hear or read. How can you be so obtuse?

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