Unless you’re living under a rock, you’ve been paying attention to the “suspicious packages” that were mailed to prominent Democrats and Hollywood types over the past 36 hours.

A suspect was taken into custody this morning, a 56 year old man named Cesar Sayoc. Dude I guess drives this van or owns this van, which was parked at an auto parts store where he was picked up by the feds:


Let’s take a closer look at the van:

Let’s zoom in a bit…

“Top Soccer Recruits for Trump”

What the hell?

There’s also a U.S. Soccer sticker on the back of the van and a mini soccer diatribe about college ball:

“Soccer the greatest sport.” 

Just when you thought 2018 couldn’t get any weirder, the pipe bomb mailer appears to be some sort of right wing soccer nut who hates liberals. And he’s definitely gotta be a pro/rel truther:

Yep, definitely a pro/rel guy.