Doug Pederson: I NEED A HELL YEAH!

Hell yeah!

Douglas D. Pederson – the D stands for… – was positioned for a classic post-game speech last night that harkened back to the bygone days of… earlier this year… and what we were treated to was his inner Stone Cold Steve Austin. GIMME.

To say I can’t wait for the full video would be like saying a bear shits in the woods some random neighbor’s dog keeps taking a dump on my sidewalk– it’s an empirically true statement.

If I’m setting odds, I have it at -220 that Pederson dropped his classic We’re not done, YET! somewhere in this speech. All of the feels are rushing back into the my veins, which are now visible in all regions. This feels so familiar*, so safe.

*You know what else feels familiar? Doug Pederson being a betting coach than Sean McVay– he’s beaten him two times now in his own house (temporarily squatted upon by Birds fans) and, you know, he also won the Super Bowl. The media is turning itself inside out to tell you about how the debonair McVay remembers his own plays, while truly inventive offensive coaches like Pederson and Matt Nagy have just put him in his place.

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9 Comments

  • Dickless Vermeil December 17, 2018 at 10:05 am

    Wow Kyle! What a great piece of writing! What stupid sweat shirt will you make today?

    Reply
    • WHAT WOULD AL MORGANTI SAY December 17, 2018 at 10:16 am

      Huh?

      Reply
  • BRIANDAWKINS#20 December 17, 2018 at 10:09 am

    IT IS TIME WE HAVE THE SERIOUS DISCUSSION THAT IT IS TIME TO TRADE WENTZ. HE IS NOT AS GOOD AS FOLES. I THINK WE HAVE A CHANCE OF GOING ON ANOTHER RUN TO THE TROPHY THIS YEAR WITH NICK.

    Reply
  • Not a big deal December 17, 2018 at 10:09 am

    Hell of a shoutout you guys got on Spittin Chiclets

    Reply
    • JoyOnBroad December 17, 2018 at 11:49 am

      Did that really happen? When/what episode?

      Reply
  • Cre Von Le Mel Blanc December 17, 2018 at 10:12 am

    I genuinely can’t figure out how this website stays in business.

    Reply
    • Phil Theecolards December 17, 2018 at 10:35 am

      Why the fuck do you care? Worry about your self, sir. CB business is none of your business. If you don’t like what you’re reading, move along.
      Cant stand assholes like you.

      Reply
  • Derailed December 17, 2018 at 10:37 am

    Eytan walked to Camden today.

    Reply
  • AL Tru December 17, 2018 at 11:22 am

    Smallwood on Foles: ” He lifts us all up ”

    Kyle check ur Gmail

    Reply
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