It Looks Like Chase Utley Is Going To Work For The Dodgers

PHOTO CREDIT: RICHARD MACKSON-USA TODAY SPORTS

I have some bad news for those of you anticipating the newly retired Chase Utley would one day soon come back to work in the city where he spent the first 13 seasons of his career. In fact, you may want to grab a beer and take a seat.

It’s not happening–at least not any time soon:

The disloyalty! The treachery! The duplicity!

Come to think of it, I guess Utley isn’t the first person to betray while in Vegas, but it remains a bitter pill to swallow for those awaiting his triumphant return to usher in the next great era of Phillies baseball.

In all seriousness, Utley has made it clear that he retired in order to spend more time with his family on the west coast, so the Dodgers seemed like the obvious destination for his immediate post-player employment. I don’t really see any problem with it, but…

I don’t know what Jim Thome is doing with the White Sox, but maybe Chase can throw us a bone and back his employer off Harper. Then maybe we can call things even.

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6 Responses

  1. Spend the winters in 70 degree sunshine brushing elbows with supermodels or spend the winter in Philadelphia where its cloudy everyday 35 degrees and you have to listen to carnival clowns like Eskin ,Cataldi, JollyTime bashing your every move?

  2. Howard Eskin was always known for having a huge dick and scoring dimes. Money bets he’s right on about Harper. Phillies aren’t playing games. They got McCucheon, that’s all they’re getting.

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