Despite the removal of “Vegas” prop bets that never actually existed in Vegas and are used mostly as fodder to promote offshore sportsbooks on social media, the supposed deployment of security personnel to Citizens Bank Park for a 1 p.m. press conference sans, you know, the press, and the Twitter tease of a video game, Bryce Harper will not be signing with the Phillies today:

The shift in sportsbook World Series odds that Kevin wrote about is legitimately interesting, but yeah.

Stay searching, friends. The truth is out there.