Look at these Massholes:

I’m a big fan of the tough guy in the white shirt. Nice sucker punch. I dare him to come down to Fishtown and pull something like that.

But yeah, you’d never see this in Philly.

I mean, you might see someone eating horse poop off the sidewalk, but you’d never see Eagles fans clobbering each other during a celebration.

I wonder how the fake news media will attempt to spin this one!