Running Thread: Bryce Harper is Now A PHILLY GUY

Bryce Harper, you are the man!

Running thread here for all relevant Harper updates.

Jeff Passan and others say the deal is $330 million dollars over 13 years with no opt out:

Holy crap. That’s… like forever. Harper will be 39 years old by the time this thing expires. I’ll be 47. And a bunch of people were reporting over the past 72 hours that the opt out was the hold up here, which looks to be not true. We will have to go back through all of those stories at some point to see who knew what they were talking about and who didn’t.

Harper apparently will have a full no-trade clause as well, after the jump:

Damn, I guess he did want to be here after all. Bryce Harper is a “Philly guy!” Lololol.

Tell ’em, Alshon:

Smash Mouth weighing in!

$$$ talks. It really does. Sorry, Smash Mouth, you can’t him.

Jon Heyman is on right now with WIP.


  • both sides (Phillies and Scott Boras) came of the Arrieta deal with respect
  • Bryce Harper and Gabe Kapler “hit it off great,” thinks they are similar type personalites
  • John Middleton “drove the bus,” but was reeled in a bit by Andy MacPhail and Matt Klentak as far as reading the market, but this was something Middleton really wanted
  • feels like the Phillies are “as good as anybody” in a tough division
  • he’s a little surprised that they went 13 years considering that last year was not his best year statistically, think that affected the deal taking so long to get done
  • feels like Harper is giving a full commitment to Philadelphia, reports that he was not enamored with Philadelphia “go out the window”

Think about this, an opening day roster for the Phils:

  1. Cesar Hernandez
  2. Bryce Harper
  3. Jean Segura
  4. Rhys Hoskins
  5. J.T. Realmuto
  6. Andrew McCutchen
  7. Odubel Herrera
  8. Maikel Franco
  9. Aaron Nola

Something like that, yeah? Pick whatever order, I don’t care. These boys are gonna rake.

Remember this account trolling us? –

Oh my God, check out Jake Arrieta’s response:


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Getting the house ready for @bharper3407

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Here’s something to put things in perspective. It’s a lot of money:


Also, people are lining up already to buy Phillies tickets:

And then you have these two guys arguing with each other, of course:

More updates as they come in.


21 Responses

  1. Wed on’t want this guy on the phillies he cost to much.
    Beers will now be $18 each and they will have to paste his picture on every toilet at CBank
    and call them ‘Bryce Hopper’.
    Middleton blew this one.
    dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb………..
    almost as bad as the democrats screwing bernie sanders and setting hillary clinton up to fail.

    1. What is all this bryce harper crap about all of a sudden?
      anything on dion sander replacing witten on MNF?

  2. I apologize to Bryce Harper and his family for calling him a ugly MF and greedy MF.
    Since you’re a philly now, all is forgiven.
    We love Bryce Harper.
    He is the bestest ever Philly of all time.

  3. It has to be weird coming to play for the fans that have no doubt relentlessly heckled you for your entire career thus far. I guess I take back all the times I laughed at him getting strangled by Papelbon and losing in the playoffs and playing for an irrelevant team with no fans.

  4. I would like to thank Kyle Scott Laskowski for allowing me to write
    articles for crossing broad.
    Following Leslie Gudel’s 7 year stint at Crossing Bored, I know I have big shoes to fill.
    So once the phillies start tanking in August I’ll be sure to shovel out those article.
    Thanks a bunch!

    1. I forgot. Cheese Steaks give me the shits. So don’t ask me to eat or comment on any of
      that nasty crappy food.

  5. This is disgusting. He gets more money than Machado? Why? Typical toxic masculinity and white male privilege. Boycott mlb, boycott Israel.

    1. Machado got way more AAV. You’re a stupid right wing asshole, like every right winger. And fuck Israel too.

  6. These negadelphians are complaining how much Harper receiving while using their business supplied computers on company time on a non-business site. Hypocrites!!!!

  7. These negadelphians are complaining how much Harper receiving while using their business supplied computers on company time on a non-business site. Hypocrites!!

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