It’s 4 am and my thing went off.

I woke up in a cold sweat and grabbed my phone with the feeling that the Phillies signed Bryce Harper.

Not yet.

But my blogging thing never misses, and the Twitter machine reports the Sixers have traded for TOBIAS HARRIS.

The deal:

GOOD F-ING MORNING.

Harris is 6-9 and averaging 20 and 8 and shooting 42% from three in a contract year. To say he fits the Sixers perfectly would be an understatement. This is an ALL-IN, GO-WIN-THE-CHAMPIONSHIP type move and I am HERE for it

Actually, I’m in bed 4 it. Elton working the hotline DEEP into the night. Your move, Mr. Middleton.

We’ll have much more when the gang wakes up. They don’t have my blogger intuition.

Oh, and here’s a fun bonus:

https://twitter.com/FIINK_BOMB/status/1093072091816046592

Fire up the t-shirt machine. HERE THEY COME!!!!!