Your 2019 Philadelphia Phillies Opening Day Lineup

Photo Credit: Geoff Burke-USA TODAY Sports


Look at this jawn:

My God.

Just look at this:

  1. Cesar Hernandez (second base)
  2. Bryce Harper (right field)
  3. Jean Segura (short stop)
  4. Rhys Hoskins (first base)
  5. J.T. Realmuto (catcher)
  6. Andrew McCutchen (left field)
  7. Odubel Herrera (center field)
  8. Maikel Franco (third base)
  9. Aaron Nola (pitcher)

Jesus H. Christ.

And then in a few years it’s gonna look like this:

  1. Cesar Hernandez (second base)
  2. Bryce Harper (designated hitter)
  3. Jean Segura (short stop)
  4. Mike Trout (center field)
  5. Rhys Hoskins (first base)
  6. Manny Machado (third base)
  7. J.T. Realmuto (catcher)
  8. Andrew McCutchen (left field)
  9. Odubel Herrera (right field)

Oh my God.


Edit: I originally messed up the second lineup. My work day is now over. Time’s yours.


13 Responses

  1. So your putting Cesar and Harper then 4 right handed sticks? Not breaking those guys up at all? Cmon, even Gabe wouldn’t screw that up

    1. WtTF does jawn mean? Are you an educated person or some low life moron speaking eu bon ics ?
      C’mon Kinker act your age and be mature.

  2. A year after giving him a nice rookie contract Scott Kingery is a forgotten man. Pepehands

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