Your 2019 Philadelphia Phillies Opening Day Lineup

Photo Credit: Geoff Burke-USA TODAY Sports

Dude…

Look at this jawn:

My God.

Just look at this:

  1. Cesar Hernandez (second base)
  2. Bryce Harper (right field)
  3. Jean Segura (short stop)
  4. Rhys Hoskins (first base)
  5. J.T. Realmuto (catcher)
  6. Andrew McCutchen (left field)
  7. Odubel Herrera (center field)
  8. Maikel Franco (third base)
  9. Aaron Nola (pitcher)

Jesus H. Christ.

And then in a few years it’s gonna look like this:

  1. Cesar Hernandez (second base)
  2. Bryce Harper (designated hitter)
  3. Jean Segura (short stop)
  4. Mike Trout (center field)
  5. Rhys Hoskins (first base)
  6. Manny Machado (third base)
  7. J.T. Realmuto (catcher)
  8. Andrew McCutchen (left field)
  9. Odubel Herrera (right field)

Oh my God.

LET’S PLAY BALL.

Edit: I originally messed up the second lineup. My work day is now over. Time’s yours.

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13 Comments

  • Huh February 28, 2019 at 5:27 pm

    So your putting Cesar and Harper then 4 right handed sticks? Not breaking those guys up at all? Cmon, even Gabe wouldn’t screw that up

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    • actually February 28, 2019 at 6:25 pm

      this looks like something that that stupid tan mom would do.

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      • Lindsey Gay-raham (R) South Carolina February 28, 2019 at 9:38 pm

        Ah’d suck his caaawk….coconut oil fuh 2 puh-leeze!

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  • Bruh February 28, 2019 at 5:45 pm

    Awful- Segura will probably lead off and harper will hit 3rd. Go write about soccer.

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  • JG February 28, 2019 at 6:25 pm

    Stop saying Jawn.

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    • Hate has no home here except for my hatred of Trump February 28, 2019 at 6:51 pm

      WtTF does jawn mean? Are you an educated person or some low life moron speaking eu bon ics ?
      C’mon Kinker act your age and be mature.

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  • Jawn February 28, 2019 at 9:34 pm

    Somebody say my name?

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  • pls stop February 28, 2019 at 10:31 pm

    yeah the jawn thing… not working

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  • the jawn thing worked March 1, 2019 at 5:18 am

    …in 2005. not now.

    Reply
  • BrokenJetpack March 1, 2019 at 8:11 am

    A year after giving him a nice rookie contract Scott Kingery is a forgotten man. Pepehands

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  • DD March 1, 2019 at 9:20 am

    Who made this inept lineup order?

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  • Jawn Vukovitch March 1, 2019 at 9:34 am

    why did you try so hard to say jawn

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  • John March 28, 2019 at 9:39 am

    Can someone tell me wtf a “jawn” is?

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