Your 2019 Philadelphia Phillies Opening Day Lineup

Dude…

Look at this jawn:

My God.

Just look at this:

1. Cesar Hernandez (second base)
2. Bryce Harper (right field)
3. Jean Segura (short stop)
4. Rhys Hoskins (first base)
5. J.T. Realmuto (catcher)
6. Andrew McCutchen (left field)
7. Odubel Herrera (center field)
8. Maikel Franco (third base)
9. Aaron Nola (pitcher)

Jesus H. Christ.

And then in a few years it’s gonna look like this:

1. Cesar Hernandez (second base)
2. Bryce Harper (designated hitter)
3. Jean Segura (short stop)
4. Mike Trout (center field)
5. Rhys Hoskins (first base)
6. Manny Machado (third base)
7. J.T. Realmuto (catcher)
8. Andrew McCutchen (left field)
9. Odubel Herrera (right field)

Oh my God.

LET’S PLAY BALL.

Edit: I originally messed up the second lineup. My work day is now over. Time’s yours.