When you run a team Twitter account, it might not be a great idea to report that a highly sought-after free agent, who was extensively linked to your franchise, is going to another franchise instead
But that’s what the fine folks running the Cowboys Twitter account went and did, y’all. They decided to tell their fans that Earl Thomas is headed to Baltimore via their “free agency tracker,” seen right here:
Earl Thomas has agreed to a four-year deal with the Baltimore Ravens.
More from the #DallasCowboys FA Tracker → https://t.co/hMunVAKkrA pic.twitter.com/8AdpURr1sD
— Dallas Cowboys (@dallascowboys) March 13, 2019
Lmao!
The responses from jilted p̶o̶s̶e̶r̶s̶ fans are very good, after the jump:
Why would you do this to me?
— Cameron Magruder (@ScooterMagruder) March 13, 2019
Sorry, Scooter Magruder.
And here’s one from “Nappy Head Ass” –
F*** y’all…who the hell reports s*** like this knowing what the fans want as well as what @Earl_Thomas was looking for…I’m sick of being a damn #DallasCowboys fan…sign us some new DB’s damnit…we leaky in the secondary and the new d line will give all day to pass the ball
— Ty (@nappyheadass_Ty) March 13, 2019
Are the Cowboys just trolling their fans?
Seems that way:
This guy brings up the Yankees, since most Cowboy fans are also frontrunner Yankee fans:
See the difference between the @Yankees and the @dallascowboys is that the Yankees actually go out and sign players if they have the resources. The Boys have the resources but don’t wanna use it because they think the core they have is good enough. 😑🙄
— Jacob (@ThatOtherAlcala) March 13, 2019
Here’s Wayne Dupree from the Wayne Dupree Show, whatever the hell that is:
Only a stupid organization would make a tweet like this! I can’t believe you let him go. You need help in the secondary and you have so much money in cap relief. I am growing sick of you so-called experts that haven’t won anything since the 90s
— Wayne Dupree | 🎤 (@WayneDupreeShow) March 13, 2019
I also love this graphic, I might have to use it in the future:
— Drilla (@ThaDrilla) March 13, 2019
Anyway, time’s yours!
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Someone should tell Jacob the Yankees totally had the resources to sign Harper and Machado and they didn’t because they’re being cheap
Oh my God this is such a great post! Thanks so much!
We’ve seen Kyle’s sports betting videos.
No one actually believes that’s taking up that much time.
Great content Kinker … how about a post on how the remaining RB free agents would fit in with the Eagles?
That would require in depth analysis and sustained effort.
Not going to happen when you can get revenue from hawking sports betting and fake shirts and copying and pasting contents
from other places.
Did Kevin ever play organized tackle football?
Anything on potential Eagles draft choices?
Nm, anything new on Kendall Jenner? Did any Eagles post anything on Twitter so you can share?
Anything on if $BA will initiate buybacks in wake of the grounding of 737 Max planes? A lot of airlines will be looking for reimbursement for lost revenue from cancellations. What are your thoughts Kev?
My mind is bolanky.
My mind is blank every day i sit down in my onsey and type of this quality stuff day after fn day.
My cut and paste buttons are broken and i’m tired of having to buy new ones out of my own pocket.
I never should have left my job at CBS.
I have to help kyle S pay off those 2 houzes he ‘owns’.
That’s the only reason i’m here at this cash cow.
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